quotebook blog

Nyl: "I think I could be an animal if I tried."

Chip: "This is what I get for being born in my circumstances."

Shrubb: "Shut up about your outlook, dude. My outlook on life is that I wish you weren't in it."

Bass: "Damn, couple's never heard of laughing?? Grow a smile."

Callum: "You know that thing assholes do with their trucks that makes it a little bit slower and way faster?"

Bass: "Your tits piss me off, man!"

Shrubb: "My dad is a man and my mom is a woman! What does this mean my blood type is‽"

Callum: "I'm giving birth to a beautiful conspiracy theory."

stomp: "Maybe one day, we could invent the sex penis."

Callum: "okayy goodnight my foes. slay you later"

stomp: "I shit in the middle of the room, confidently, and I laugh."

Shrubb: "You have an AI-generated absent father‽"

Callum: "Can you stop behaving and show me your ass?"

queue's getting refilled! as you can tell this is a pretty sporadic side thing for me so it's not always updating