they say i'm up and coming like i'm fucking in an elevator

Booze and explosives are two very important ingredients to a happy holiday.

ICONIC combo honestly. Happy fourth, baby.

Pretty sure the power doesn’t go out during the Purge. Also it wasn’t even that long. The power outage I mean not the movies. Those were painfully long to sit through. I like a good pun so I appreciated that addition. 

It should, it would make it all the more fun. Wasn’t my intention, but cool you liked it, I guess. I just really do want to light up.

I love those movies. Actually the first one was kinda boring but they got really good with the other ones.

I’ve never actually seen them. I’d totally watch them too but... power.

Aw man I love the puns though

Puns are cheesy, so no.

See. See. Now I’m going to be arming my apartment like I"m getting ready for the damn purge…

No one’s killing or looting my ass.

You’re welcome.

Im already a full step ahead of you, Callie. I can always try and break a window with my hand but knowing my luck, I would hurt myself again.

But it would be decidedly badass, so I vote yes.

I haven’t seen it either, but I don’t think it has a happy ending. There’s nothing wrong with a good pun.

Well, the Purge: Lima will, because I’ll still be kicking.

If people survive to the end. I don’t know, never watched the Purge.

Wow - ruthless and totally uncalled for. For some odd reason, I’m impressed. You should meet my sister. The two of you would get along swimmingly.

But yes, my name is Betsy. It’s the best way to shorten Elizabeth, if you weren’t already aware. Liz is boring, Beth is prudish, and Liza reminds me too much of the Nickelodeon show. 

Just really amused. Your sister? Gertrude? Peggy?

I personally think it can be a good thing, but I felt like you meant it condescendingly. But, cool.

It was literally just an observation, but sure.

@mrpresderson: I would like that if faculty can do that.

Nah, that’s about as cheesy as I get.

Good because I was gonna have to cut it off otherwise.

Thank you, Callie! You too. 

Sure thing, pretty. Mmno, I’m not adorable.

@Mrpresderson: Summer is definitely here. I need to invest in some summer teaching clothes.

In my defense, it had lots of positive reviews. Thank God, it didn’t cost a fortune.

You spent money on it? That’s a shame. Three important life rules to remember: don’t trust randos on the internet, don’t spend money based on randos on the internet, and if you want cheese fries, get cheese fries.