Hannah Harper

But there’s the party on the 28th and real Halloween. Can’t repeat a costume, Han.

Okay yeah that’s true. Usually I’ll just dress up as a cat as my backup costume

What gave it away?

Everything?

A male and a female voice both coming from the same direction??

I’m blind, not an idiot.

Unless you could hear them kissing that could have been anyone. mom and son, daughter and father. brother and sister, friends? I mean honestly though

Cas: Yeah, that's perfectly fine. Just tell me what I need to bring.

Cas: Awesome. So are we staying in or going out?

Just a psa directed at the couple in Breadstix that “the blind dude” has fully functioning ears.

How do you know it was a couple then if you can’t see them?

I guarantee I’ll regret asking the internet, but this Lopez is in need of Halloween costume ideas. Before you open your yapper to blurt out some lame suggestion, make sure it’s got the potential to be scary hot. I don’t want to be a ketchup bottle or crayola box, got killer tits and they gotta be on display.

EXCUSE YOU? I thought we were going as the spice girls?

Apparently I’m super late to the party. Whatever, I know most of these faces anyway. For the ones that I don’t know? I’m Jasmine, most people call me Jazzy and my last name is Jones. If you know Savannah, Mercedes or DJ then yeah, we share the same DNA…. sometimes.

You share the same DNA sometimes? That makes no sense...

I’m gonna need at least two more cups of coffee to get through this last class. I swear my professor does not have an off button, not to mention he’s super duper fast!

What class is this for?

Do I go through drive-thrus or restaurants right before they close? No. So why the hell do I always get customers that come in right before shop closing, that expect me to stay through the night to fix their car?? Karma must not be my friend. But damn, it’s so inconsiderate.

Someone should make me laugh so I can get rid of this pissy mood.

What are you like a mechanic?

Spending my night cramming for a surprise written test over the next couple of days was not how I’d planned on kicking this week off. Congratulations universe, you win this round.

You could always just not do it?

Cas: Awesome. Anything in particular that you want to do? Drinks? Food?

Unfortunately it can be. But it’s totally worth it in the end though.

I guess