Half goddess, half hell

What’d you write me in yo’ love letter? How much you miss me? How no other dude can compare to me? I know, girl, I know. What’s Endgame? It’s real hard to make me cry, ya know. I might go just to prove how macho I am.

Yeah, I’m doin’ good. It’s been hell, ain’t gon’ lie, but I’m lookin’ forward to gettin’ back to business in 2019. I don’t even care how many lil me’s be runnin’ ‘round, as long as they don’t show up askin’ me to be they daddy. How’s your lil you, by the way? She miss me too? Rosie’s gotta meet my puppy. She’s a boxer an’ she’s da cutest thing ever. I ain’t gon’ be happy ‘til both the Johansson ladies writin’ me love letters.

That’s for me to know, and for you to find out, my love. I’m sure the letter will get to you... eventually. Before your birthday, I’m 100% sure. Endgame is the title of the fourth Avengers movie, smart one. Do you really need to prove how macho you are?

Don’t worry, I don’t blame you. There are a few where I’ll remember the season, but have to google the title. I’m just low key about it. It’s the one where a company makes AI bees since actual bees became extinct, then someone hacks those little AIs and kaboom. I know that life–from one parent to another, I wish you well on that. Aww, but it’s fun to be mean to him! Least a bit! Oh god, that’s a lot of power for one hobbit. It’s okay, I’ll take one for the team and be mean for the both of us. Has he told you about the time I went to the museum of death in LA and kept sending him pictures? 

Yes, yes yesss! I remember that one now, it was sooo good. I don’t blame you for it being one of your favorites. I don’t think I’ve ever been bored with any Black Mirror episode. Being a parent is not easy, huh? But it’s so worth it, I honestly can’t imagine my life without Rose now. Oh, it’s definitely a lot of power. But I’m always fucking up and making the wrong choices so I figured I’d make him do the work for me. He’s my best friend so I’d trust him with my life. My god, he didn’t tell me! But dude, that sounds hilarious. I’m surprised he didn’t end up blocking you for a bit.

Well, if you ever need a travel buddy, I’m your gal! I’m pretty good to travel with. I don’t complain, I sleep normally and I’ll take photos of you at good angles! 

Oh, perfect! You’re hired, I definitely need a travel buddy. I don’t like to travel by myself most of the time, and in my line of work that’s what I’m usually doing. I could never say no to photos in good angles. 

I realize how it might have came off letting you know after you telling me about your dating life, but I was just trying to clear the air you know? I guess I don’t owe you any information, but… Okay, I think I should stop talking. I am putting my foot into my mouth aren’t I? Very mature. That is why you did the interview about the divorce?

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with my dating life, thank you. Look at you, pretty and smart. You should definitely stop talking now. No, you don’t get to do that. You weren’t the one being shitted on by the tabloids after the divorce, a girl can only take so much before she decides to end the bullshit. So, yes doing the interview brought me a piece of mind, and I don’t regret it. 

Hey, that’s not what I said! It’s okay, and honestly that’s the downside of two people in the industry being together. It can get competitive, and especially when you’re young and trying to make it. I think we both learned a lot from that though, right? Elephant in the room I am currently dating someone, and she is in the industry too but we are both mature so I know we would never get competitive. Maybe, but now he is mine. He’s had me, and can never go back.

I don’t know if you want me to congratulate you for dating someone, but I’ll amuse you. Congrats on your dating life, is this your way of telling me that I wasn’t mature enough? Or just you being competitive again? Way to kick me when I’m down, babe. I guess some things never change. But don’t get me wrong, some thing shouldn’t change. He’s only yours in your mind, he’s mine always has been and always will be. I’ll share though, see how mature I am?

Bryce is an adorable lady, I don’t blame you. Hated In The Nation took me on a whirlwind, that’s why I love it so much. San Junipero is just an instant classic. One of the few happy endings, a good start for someone who wants to ease in. They make a reference to Nosedive in the movie, not telling you how, just look out for it. We should make Elijah watch some of these episodes, mainly because I know it’d scare the shit out of him and, of course, I love scaring the shit out of him. 

Wait, remind me which episode is that, again? I’m horrible when it comes to remembering the names of the episode. I think I only remember the names of the ones I’ve seen more than once. Exactly! I’m not one who’s into happy endings, and that one surprised me so I guess that’s one of the reasons why i like it so much. No shit? Now I really have to watch the movie. Probably will later tonight if I can get my four year old to go to bed. He’s my baby boy, I don’t know if I can be mean to him. Especially when he’s my Monica right now, I gave him the power to make all of my decisions for me. It wouldn’t be smart of me to scare the shit out of him.

Still, the fact that I saw you having a better career and I let it somehow impact how I acted that wasn’t really right. I was young. That is the excuse I go to. Thank you, and the funny thing is Superhero work brought us the most success. What would we do without costumed people? Are you dating anyone? Please don’t date Hugh Jackman. That is all I ask.

You’re definitely right, you acted like a man-child. It was all your fault. I’m glad we agreed on this. -- I’m kidding. It wasn’t entirely your fault, you know. I wasn’t handling things the right way, I’ve always been very competitive by nature and I have to admit there were times where I did rub some things on your face and it wasn’t right for me to do it. I should’ve supported you more. I’m going to use your excuse and say I was young. I know right? I think it’s quite ironic actually, that we ended up working for the same company. And I’m not at the moment, I seriously needed a break from dating. You do realize Hugh was mine before you had the hots for him, right? I did not one but two movies with him. I called dibs long time ago. 

I may or may not have spent the whole last saturday of 2018 trying to get all the endings to Bandersnatch. You know, the new Black Mirror movie that just came out only yesterday? Pretty sure I’ve annoyed my boyfriend and anyone within a ten foot radius of me from my nonstop talking about it. Black Mirror has got to be one of my favorite series out there. Favorite episode? Hated In The Nation. Hands down. Save the bees, everyone. If you haven’t watched it: watch it, please. And if you have, what’s your favorite? 

Dudeee, I haven’t seen the movie yet I’m slacking but when I do we need to talk about it, because I’m almost certain that I WILL need to talk about it. Hm, my favorite episode it’s a tie between San Junipero and Nosedive, I have a small crush on Bryce, or actually a big one.

A lovable dick? You were always honest with me though, and I did appreciate that. How have you been, Scar? I feel like It’s been a long time since we’ve talked. I am really happy with all the success you’ve been having. I know we had ups and downs, especially when our careers were in different places. Meaning my movies were not doing well, and I wasn’t happy. You always supported me though so thank you.

I think I was too honest. Brutally honest even, I could’ve used a filter back then. Between you and I, I could still use a filter right now. But I guess some things never change. I’ve been really really good, can’t complain. And it has been a while, the last time I saw you was at that Marvel event, I believe.  But we didn’t have the chance to talk. Thank you for saying that, it means a lot. I think if the roles would’ve been reversed, I wouldn’t have been happy either. So, no need to think about that. It’s all in the past right? I was trying to make things work but in the end everything happens for a reason. I hope you’re doing well too. And I’m happy with your success, you deserve it. 

Eli: i can act cocky with the best of them, it's just that none of that confidence is rooted in reality lmao. oh i do, i feel the MOST special.

Eli: someday i'll get his ass out to NY and we can have this merry shit-talk-fest in person, haha.

Eli: your life?? woof, that's a lot. pls never get into a life or death situation, i dunno what i'd do if i failed you 😩

Scar: it SHOULD be rooted in reality though, if you start feeling that confidence others will see it too ;)

Scar: Dude, that has to be a thing, for real. I have the first couple of months of 2019 to myself before the Avengers mayhem begins, you should definitely make it happen.

romee: I'm literally always on the move, and I'd hate to have to sedate the little guy every time i had to go in the air, so I want one that can travel with me! Aww those are such fluff balls!