a single sweetness

*rusty at making horny posts*: when she puts her small to large thing in you

my doctor said that freaky hotel sex followed by ordering room service and eating it in bed would heal me

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

If I had a brainwashing chair that people could sit in and become brainwashed to be my perfect obedient etc etc, I don’t think I would use it for its intended purpose but you better BELIEVE I would document the shit out of it and write sordid erotica for myself about it

here’s the thing about the brainwashing chair, right. if it’s one and done, it’s just a huge, bulky one-time investment. where’s the ROI in that? no, no. it needs to continually lose effect so you can use it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

If I had a brainwashing chair that people could sit in and become brainwashed to be my perfect obedient etc etc, I don’t think I would use it for its intended purpose but you better BELIEVE I would document the shit out of it and write sordid erotica for myself about it

Hey bro, your misogyny is touching the hypnokink in my plate. No, I can't have it this way, it gives me the ick. Yes, I want the hypnokink thing without the misogyny. Bye and thanks.

hey could you hold this for me *gives you my hand*