#callmefreshmeat

When a rookie gets sloppy/annoying drunk in her team uniform.

When we go to the bar in our practice clothes or boutfits.

When I introduce a muggle to my derby friends.

When I try to establish a base level of intimidation.

When I skate with new meat for the first time.

When I don't suck as much as I did last year.

When noobs keep asking me what they should expect in the meat program.

When I go skating with league skaters after doing it on my own for months.

When someone asks, "what are you going to do different to pass assessments?"

When someone asks if I'm excited to go through meat again.

When meeting the new skaters in my 2nd round meat class.

When I get a pity clap after biting it really hard.

When the first sign of drama appears

When I complain about being a bad skater

When my favorite skater asks to be my mentor