never stop being a good person because of bad people

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

id like to personally thank whoever it was who first decided to mash the potato 

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

all those memes about how old ppl are bad with technology are gonna haunt us when we cant figure out how to get the apple iBrain 7 to stop autoplaying embarassing memories

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe