Call Me ADD

Holy shite

No he didn’t

You won’t regret unmuting this.

OH my god

This is the worst joke I’ve seen and I am crying

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

@ruthless-rage

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

…. on an escalator?? that is some Pavlovian shit .

The ingrained reaction is very interesting.

the plant has a question

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

this just in: professional genealogists fundamentally misunderstand parentage, completely and totally ignore women, are schooled by 13yo girl

“Read” can be read as read, but you can also read it as read.

We have giant ancient beings live amongst us but no cares, because they’re trees.

For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were drunk or sleeping. Then, we got rid of the horse.