I Think I'm A Contra

I’m giving up the name Charles Dalton. From now on, call me Nuwanda.

I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

there are more nipples than people

this fucked me over

Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff