Happier than ever

Raul: I'm just saying that one silver coin per trip is insane, especially considering that its royals forced to do this labor.

Fraser: Okay but why do you have to wate for that? People can drink and NOT drive. You cuold even partner with Karpyt or somthetnig for the event!

Fraser: Bro your next chaeiry should be a killer party. Like a danceathon but a drinkathon instead! Like someone from Dunbroch or Macintosh or Macguffin woll definitely win but still!

Hard pass. I'm extremely uncomfortable with the idea of ranking anyone, especially based on their perceived "hotness".

Absolutely not. Mackenna is a born leader and exactly the right person for the throne. Besides, I prefer a more personal hands on approach to making change than government.

Chastity: Thanks for letting me know! And please, take your time. We're not in a rush. After all, we have a few months before this event comes to fruition. Planning can handle losing five minutes or so!

Cassie: Injured? How? I'm so sorry to hear that! But being bound to your bed isn't always that bad!

Cassie: Oh my gosh, I didn't mean for it to sound like that, I just meant catching up on rest can be good for you! And there's so many movies and shows to watch!

Callen: Aye, I just bruised it something awful in an accident. It's not that bad but I do need to keep it elevated.

Kylie: How are my rules not real? I'M real and I'm saying them! And you can't tell me my feels aren't crushed because they are, they're MINE and they're flatter than I was in middle school! I'm not kidding you! You're even HOTTER than I am so my job as your friend is harder! I enjoy your company as much I enjoy your looks and that's AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE on both accounts but I can't help it if that means you make me slicker than an oil spill!

Kylie: You're welcome! You know I can't NOT help you out, even if I grumble while doing it. PSFztFKLS you're such a liar sometimes, it's so mean! Please, nothing on my phone is THAT bad. The worst thing you might find are my nudes!

Callen: Because "must be nice to Kylie" is a bogus rule that doesn't even make sense because I wasn't being /mean/ to you when it came up. But you're right and I'm sorry. Both for crushing your feels and for minimizing them, your feelings are valid and I should take your word for it. I am very much not hotter than you are but considering you just said /that/. I'm just going to take your word for it and not argue.

Mackenna: From Mother? Absolutely. She appreciates all things rumble and tumble. I think if you were the most memorable, perhaps she'd use your name, but maybe that's just my perspective.

Kylie: UM the whole point of rules is that there shouldn't be loopholes! Loopholes are cheating! I don't know if it's POSSIBLE for you to be ruder, my feels are crushed. You being hot is actually a strike against keeping you around! Do you know how hard it is to have someone around as hot as you are and NOT jump on them? It's unfair, really!

Kylie: I can't argue with that logic but I will continue to do so until the very last second where I will of course end up helping, but only because my handwriting is cuter than yours! And RIGHT?! If someone's laying with me, I want them to WANT to be with ME! And yes, I know, I failed you and I'm sorry! Drunk me thinks one-sided sexting is just too fun! Maybe you should take my phone next time!

Callen: That's the whole point of real rules, your rules aren't real so I should be allowed to cheat them. It is possible and your “feels” are not. You’ve got to be kidding me. Yes, obviously as I’m friends with you. However it’s not that hard since I enjoy your company more than your looks 🤨

Kylie: You're creating loopholes which isn't the same thing as following the rules! Can't you try to be EQUAL in truth telling and rudeness at least? And yes, it's a secret now, and you'll never ever EVER know.

Kylie: So says you! Injuring myself requires much more sacrifice which a lot of people WOULD say is kinder! And whoops, slip of the fingers then, because that still is very much not my kink. Dressing up as other people just makes me feel like the person I'm sleeping with would rather sleep with someone who isn't me! And I wasn't actively sexting him, that's the point! Actively sexting means also getting stuff in return. I was just spamming, which takes way less energy and attention than actively sexting.

Callen: And you made the rules so it’s only fair that I get to create loopholes for them. No, because that would require being ruder to you to make it equal and I’m sure neither of us wants that. I’ll never ever know? Huh. I bet it wouldn’t be that hard to guess though. It is you, after all. So it’s probably me being hot or something like that, right?

Kylie: No, no it's not! You have to be nice to me, that's the rule! And I'm not telling you 🙊 rude boys don't get to know all my secrets!

Kylie: Bruising my foot would be more entertaining than letter writing, ugh. THAT WASN'T EVEN ME THROWING A KINK AT YOU! I guess I'd do it if some hottie asked but dressing up isn't really a thing of mine. I said nurses costume because you're injured and I want to take care of you, DUH. And I didn't want someone who would reply! I was hanging out with YOU, actively sexting and receiving would be rude.

Callen: It is and it’s nice that I chose to tell you the truth instead of worrying about rudeness, so I am in fact following “the rules”. It’s a secret now?

Kylie: Just because it's more accurate than it is rude doesn't mean it's not really, REALLY rude! And yes, you did! You always know what I mean, it's like 90% of why I keep you around!

Kylie: That's me, Little Miss Kind! And awww, that's so sweet of you! It makes me want to dress up as a maid for you real bad 🙃 DON'T JUDGE ME, I'M ALREADY JUDGING MYSELF! I don't know, I wanted to sext SOMEBODY and I figured sexting Will would be fun since he's married and gay so him rejecting me couldn't POSSIBLY be personal.

Callen: But it being really really really accurate is much more important than it’s perceived rudeness. Are you sure about that? What’s the other 10%?

Mackenna: Mother has to differentiate you from the other cousins somehow, I suppose. It just goes to show her priorities that she chooses that unfortunate instance rather than your numerous philanthropic endeavors. It's not as if you've set yourself on fire since.

Kylie: It's both! AND YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT!

Kylie: Because I wuv you 🥺 and if you get an ouchy, I want to suffer right alongside you! Besides, it IS kind of my fault. I should've been paying attention to my friend, not drunkenly sexting Will Nottingham.

Callen: But more accurate than rude. Did I really though?

Kylie: Thank you but also RUDE! Don't give me that responsibility only when it's convenient for you!

Kylie: Fine! What do you want me to do, jump out a window too and ALSO get bruised?!

Callen: Is it rude or accurate? I give you that responsibility all the time! I only /blame/ you for it when it’s convenient for me and that’s different.