Babyfaced Assassin

driving directly beside anyone who has their arm out of the window and holding their hand

this is how babies are born

in the club barking really loud because im scared

“evil” versions of characters are always way hotter than the regular version

LOVE the adhd thing where brain demands a very specific and simultaneously very vague type of stimulation and u can't figure out what it is

it's like it's defined only in negatives. NOT this. NOT that! and u have to play a not very fun game of elimination until u scratch the itch

LIKE THE BATHROOM AJSHDJFJFJFKFFKFK

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees

When someone tries to wake me up.

first corn i see tonight