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@call-me-vico
some-bloody-saint‌:
Bodi–Vico where are you, can I meet you somewhere, please?
Matthew you’re such a flirt. I don’t feel like waiting outside, I’ll meet you at uuuuuh. Hold on.Â
[sound of walking for some time]
Avenue Cafe. They’re still open for ehm. Half an hour, looks like. You can wine and dine me.Â
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some-bloody-saint‌:
What…? Who–um, what’s up, is my line, because–where are you, are you okay? Someone called and said you were… gettin’ into trouble, possibly, or that, you needed some help or–are you high,
I never get high on weeknights, Matthew, god. [muffled] Yeah that’s it. Thanks again. Have a Better night!Â
Okay the bodies are gone, I think I can go uh. Hm. Home, yeah.
some-bloody-saint‌:
What–I–okay–no wait, Vico–
//click// Okay I’m back, what’s up? Gotta be quick, though, I’m still -Â
...
Fuck I hung up on him. Oh man he’s gonna be so disappointed. I hope I didn’t hurt his feelings. :(
dexteramortem‌:
Personal firearm. You seem busy. You should get the fuck off my frequency and make yourself useful.
Oh - yeah, hold on. I’ll be over in a few. //click//
@call-me-vico
Hey, are you all right? Oh–busy–Vico call me back, okay,
//click// Hey Matthew, what’s up? I’m chatting with Dos Equis, I’m gonna put you on hold real quick //beep//
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dexteramortem‌:
Of course. I’m fair, aren’t I? I’m within my rights to defend myself and my home. I’m sure they’ll understand. You don’t have any friends at work, do you? No, surely not…
You’re rubber and I’m glue, whatever you say bounces off - wait, no, uh. I’m rubber and you’re glue, yeah, that’s it. How’d you kill them? [muffled in the background] Two over there, yeah. Far as I know. Great.
dexteramortem‌:
It’s a fuck off thing. Fuck off.
No hey, come on, don’t be like that. It’s okay, I won’t make a big deal out of it. Did they deserve it?
dexteramortem‌:
They’re going to need another body disposal if you turn up at my house, Ludovico. Go to the fucking hospital. Get blood all over their floor. They have staff for that.
Do you need me to send the disposal team your way when they’re done here? Who died? I didn’t think you were the type to kill someone. Kinda sexy. Is it a black widow thing?
dexteramortem‌:
…They must have knocked you pretty hard and rattled your brains even looser than they were. You don’t think I’m letting you into my house?
What? Sorry, the blood. Say again? I’m just waiting for body disposal and then I can be right over.
dexteramortem‌:
You’re going to have blood in your–
May I ask why the fuck you called me about first aid? You’re spoiling my bath.
Thanks so much for asking! I was on inner wall patrol and we got jumped by some kids. Well, not jumped per se, but they were throwing things. Took a brick to the side of my head. Anyway, thanks for offering, and I’ll definitely take you up on it! A bath sounds great right now.
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dexteramortem‌:
Swing by as you like, I don’t live at my office, Ludovico.
Yeah you - hm? Sorry, could you say that again? Got blood in my ear.
dexteramortem‌:
…You know, I wasn’t expecting you to actually up and ask me for something. That’s presumptuous.
Cool cool cool, sounds good. I’ll swing by in like ten minutes.
dexteramortem‌:
Ugh
Why?
Because I need, like, twenty. Do you have twenty?
@dexteramortemÂ
Hey, Rios? Do you have any bandaids?
some-bloody-saint‌:
Eugh whatever you’re makin’ me eat, you have to eat it, too.
Ehm, might be wise to bring some candy, too? Some good candy.
Sure, sure, can do. Hm. Hot sauce maybe might could wait then. I don’t want to slam you directly into Hell.
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@call-me-vico
D’you wanna come over?
HELL YEAH I do. Are you finally willing to accept my hot sauce challenge?
themousebombs‌:
So’s a dolphin dick, if I remember right. I think?
Yeah but dolphins can breathe through those. They flip on their backs on the surface and swim upside down.
