Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. The LEVIATHAN. You are 13 sweeps old, commander of the IMPERIAL LEGION and HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION'S lap dog. Far gone are the halcyon days of your wigglerhood. If there was ever a doubt in your pusher about where your allegiance lies, it's long been smothered under the ashes of fallen federations. You have decimated whole galaxies in the name of THE EMPIRE. Despite your illustrious military career, your personal life remains unfulfilling. No amount of imperial dinners can satiate the yawning chasm inside you that aches for companionship. But let's be real: if your fronds didn't like you before, they most certainly hate your abdominal sausages now. You have no bridges left to burn.
Guidelines
This blog follows an AU timeline, where Eridan is resurrected following the events of SGRUB and serves as an admiral working for HIC's empire. I will eventually write a lengthy lore doc for this portrayal when I am not feeling so lazy.
1. I am an adult. If you are a minor, I will block you. Please for the love of god do not interact with me if you are underage.
2. I love both para rp and regular "ic" dialogue stuff as well. I used to rp on Tumblr many moons ago, and I am used to lit rp. "IC blogging" is a bit new for me, so please be patient if I mess up.
3. As stated above, I adore lit rp and novella. I am always open to big plots. I love worldbuilding.
4. I am NOT Eridan. This blog does not reflect my political beliefs. Although the chances of irl politics appearing are slim, it's difficult to avoid them altogether. If any mentions of irl politics makes you uncomfortable, please block the tag #irl politics. That being said, expect this account to have canonical mentions of fascism, glorification of war, alien politics, slavery, canon typical bigotry, etc. I am not looking to redeem Eridan. I do not believe the nature of his character is "redeemable" per se. I am, however, interested in exploring the mindset that lends to Eridan's hegemonic values. Unfollow whenever for your comfort; you don't owe me an explanation.
5. Feel free to harangue Eridan or be cruel to him IC. It doesn't bother me. I won't take it personally.
6. No drama. This is a hard boundary for me. I don't read callout posts. Do not attempt to involve me in OOC disputes. Unless someone is a virulent bigot OOC or a predator, I want no part in this shit.
7. I am here to roleplay. Please, don't take it personally if I do not reciprocate OOC advances. I am picky about online friendships.
8. If you're blocked, it's probably because you conflated in-character behavior with ooc intentions. I have a zero tolerance policy for anyone making assumptions about MY PERSONAL politics just because I happen to write a CANONICALLY right-wing character, especially when they are blatantly untrue. You are allowed to be uncomfortable with the subject matter of this blog. You are allowed to block me. You are not allowed to make sweeping accusations about someone based on who they roleplay. I do not owe you my life story, trauma history, or a bullet point list of how I identify. This is the internet. You and I are strangers. You don't know me.
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after my many escapades an trials an tribulations on the splinternet ovver the swweeps ivve come to the begrudgin conclusion that dirk strider is probably the closest thin to a "real one" that i evver had
notice howw wwomen feel the need to mention their significant other in evvery post they cant just talk about likin gelato like a normal troll no theres alwways some cavveat a subliminal intent to make you feel like shit for bein a wwifeless chud who doesnt havve someone in your life wwho lovves you enough to servve you freezy snacks
back in my night trolls had normal lusii like cowwmoms an wwolfdads noww its all pelicans an gerbils an FLAMIN KRILL because evveryone wwants to feel special
let's back up. we haven't considered about the benefits of a pelican being able to carry a baby around in its bassinet mouth and fly away from dangers.
incorrect evveryone an their krilldad knowws that desk jockeys are exclusivvely a teal complexion howwevver i trust this humie due to his high forehead it screams wwisdom
back in my night trolls had normal lusii like cowwmoms an wwolfdads noww its all pelicans an gerbils an FLAMIN KRILL because evveryone wwants to feel special
let's back up. we haven't considered about the benefits of a pelican being able to carry a baby around in its bassinet mouth and fly away from dangers.
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/[theres been one wa\king around recent\y and the on\y thing stopping me from drowning it is the fact it panics in a funny way when i throw shit at it lol]\
youre gonna havve to be a lot more specific what type a wwadin are they doin
shalloww wwadin deep wwadin wwadin on the rocks dippin one piggly wwiggly into the wwater an runnin awway screamin for their krilldads cause its too cold
dependin on their mo you may havve to change your approach
playin with your prey is all fine an dandy but dont let the fun distract ya from wwhats important
back in my night trolls had normal lusii like cowwmoms an wwolfdads noww its all pelicans an gerbils an FLAMIN KRILL because evveryone wwants to feel special
let's back up. we haven't considered about the benefits of a pelican being able to carry a baby around in its bassinet mouth and fly away from dangers.
back in my night trolls had normal lusii like cowwmoms an wwolfdads noww its all pelicans an gerbils an FLAMIN KRILL because evveryone wwants to feel special
let's back up. we haven't considered about the benefits of a pelican being able to carry a baby around in its bassinet mouth and fly away from dangers.
back in my night trolls had normal lusii like cowwmoms an wwolfdads noww its all pelicans an gerbils an FLAMIN KRILL because evveryone wwants to feel special
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// Sorry I haven't been around. I kinda...fully transitioned to Chittr. But. BUT. I also miss a lot of my pals here, so maybe I'll make an effort to at least be semi-active? Idkkkk
opened this empress forsaken wwebsite after twwo human months an that four eyed puppygirl is still just as obsessed wwith me i mean geez jade ask a guy out for oysters first
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What’s your opinion on online influencers? Would you ever be a content creator? What kind of content would you make if you had to.
wwhat kind a dumb a arse question is this genuinely wwhat made ya think oh yeah this is the perfect thin to wwelcome eri back after his hiatus hes gonna lovve this monotonous slop i got from a questionnaire in the back a an old issue a grub beat
the day i begin callin myself a content creator consider it a stifled cry for help from the grotesque multiplyin tumorous mass a an online persona that has become inexplicably entangled wwith my soul i havve officially lost my coddamn mind an not in an appreciable or wwhimsical wway like a screwwy ol wwarlock spurnin normies from his spiral towwer
