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Oh, shit it’s a dragon

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goodbadalive

captain fjord “would you kindly point me to the nearest exit” tusktooth

critgemhero

okay drama aside, tonight's best fucking moment by a long shot was Fjord coming careening through an extradimensional portal directly into a fucking dragon's lair, alone, waking said dragon and his whole entire response to the situation is to address the gigantic scaled beast clearly intent on consuming him and just

*most impossibly deep-fried Texan drawl*

"......I ...... apologize......"

#critical role #critrole #d&d #dnd #fjord #fjuck #geekandsundry #travis willingham

yourangelonline

riviere-libre

This still fucking cracks me up

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slimdaddymbaku

American healthcare system be like

tubacondom

I️ fucking hate this

uuddlrlrba-start

definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system

there, I fixed it

big-gay-bird

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marius7th

I’m crying at the corrections done to it.

catchymemes

eartharchives

There might be hope for our oceans, thanks to one clumsy moment in a coral tank.

It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.

whitepeopletwitter

importantsecret

markwateneymemorialcrater

This is the equivalent of plugging your ears while going “LA LA LA IM NOT LISTENING”

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cherenkovs

this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)

1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104

not to be epic but i am going to kill you with a rock

n1n10do3snt

cain said this to abel

sangled

god said this to the dinosaurs

daughterofsarenrae

Use his headshot to get Matt Mercer to haunt your home this holiday season

noahnomore

warakami

calibratedoddity

@strfkr-inc

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