CalAverage

[Message from Cal: former IT whiz at CCRP before quitting.]

@calaverage

Yooooooo

Man I wish I could quit. But I uh... kind of need the money.

Also, your cable management:

But maybe don't come back to look at it, you know?

Yah, no thanks bud. (Fuck Clivesdale!)

Besides I'm already putting into retirement. I'm stuck here as it is.

Now you wanna tell me the admin password? 👀

Two, Imma level with you here.

Do I look like a guy that can afford to move further than that?

Honestly?

That's what I thought.

I am by no means as broke as that one homeless guy downtown that gives me the heebie-jebbies, but I feel like I'm damn close sometimes.

My place is a studio apartment.

In Hatchetfield.

Contemplate that for me and then maybe you'll understand.

Well, it's like I say.

Once a fuck-up, always a fuck-up.

Kinda preetentuous (fuck I can't spell that) yourself there, bud.

You're the kinda guy that wouldn't appreciate a good joke.

That is so bad it hurts.

You've got dad jokes?

Next you'll tell me you got a magic dog called a labracadabrador.

Now here's a good one...

Scientists were doing a study on koi fish, trying to figure out fleeing tactics in certain settings.

They had a control group of four.

They noticed that the first three fish, A, B, and C always fled.

But they'd leave the D koi behind.

🤣🤣🤣

That's how you do it 😎

LAME?

Rude, Cal. Very rude.

Fine. I'll try another one. Here it goes. (Ted cracks his fingers, readying for another try.)

A well-known thief broke into a local house. Now, the house didn't have much in it, but he found two kitschy decorations - porcelain figurines. He took 'em.

But on the way out, he got seen. He took off running, hightailing it through the nearest rice field since that was the best path.

An officer tried to stop him but the thief used his figurines and murdered him. Other officers tackled the thief and arrested him.

They say it was the first case of a knick-knack paddy whack.

😎 Can't top that Cal.

Are you serious?

A rice field is called a paddy you dunce. And it's called a whack when you kill somebody, like a mobster...?!?!?!

[Message from Cal: former IT whiz at CCRP before quitting.]

@calaverage

Yooooooo

Man I wish I could quit. But I uh... kind of need the money.

Also, your cable management:

But maybe don't come back to look at it, you know?

Yah, no thanks bud. (Fuck Clivesdale!)

Besides I'm already putting into retirement. I'm stuck here as it is.

Now you wanna tell me the admin password? 👀

Two, Imma level with you here.

Do I look like a guy that can afford to move further than that?

Honestly?

That's what I thought.

I am by no means as broke as that one homeless guy downtown that gives me the heebie-jebbies, but I feel like I'm damn close sometimes.

My place is a studio apartment.

In Hatchetfield.

Contemplate that for me and then maybe you'll understand.

Well, it's like I say.

Once a fuck-up, always a fuck-up.

Kinda preetentuous (fuck I can't spell that) yourself there, bud.

You're the kinda guy that wouldn't appreciate a good joke.

That is so bad it hurts.

You've got dad jokes?

Next you'll tell me you got a magic dog called a labracadabrador.

Now here's a good one...

Scientists were doing a study on koi fish, trying to figure out fleeing tactics in certain settings.

They had a control group of four.

They noticed that the first three fish, A, B, and C always fled.

But they'd leave the D koi behind.

🤣🤣🤣

That's how you do it 😎

LAME?

Rude, Cal. Very rude.

Fine. I'll try another one. Here it goes. (Ted cracks his fingers, readying for another try.)

A well-known thief broke into a local house. Now, the house didn't have much in it, but he found two kitschy decorations - porcelain figurines. He took 'em.

But on the way out, he got seen. He took off running, hightailing it through the nearest rice field since that was the best path.

An officer tried to stop him but the thief used his figurines and murdered him. Other officers tackled the thief and arrested him.

They say it was the first case of a knick-knack paddy whack.

😎 Can't top that Cal.

[Message from Cal: former IT whiz at CCRP before quitting.]

@calaverage

Yooooooo

Man I wish I could quit. But I uh... kind of need the money.

Also, your cable management:

But maybe don't come back to look at it, you know?

Yah, no thanks bud. (Fuck Clivesdale!)

Besides I'm already putting into retirement. I'm stuck here as it is.

Now you wanna tell me the admin password? 👀

Two, Imma level with you here.

Do I look like a guy that can afford to move further than that?

Honestly?

That's what I thought.

I am by no means as broke as that one homeless guy downtown that gives me the heebie-jebbies, but I feel like I'm damn close sometimes.

My place is a studio apartment.

In Hatchetfield.

Contemplate that for me and then maybe you'll understand.

Well, it's like I say.

Once a fuck-up, always a fuck-up.

Kinda preetentuous (fuck I can't spell that) yourself there, bud.

You're the kinda guy that wouldn't appreciate a good joke.

That is so bad it hurts.

You've got dad jokes?

Next you'll tell me you got a magic dog called a labracadabrador.

Now here's a good one...

Scientists were doing a study on koi fish, trying to figure out fleeing tactics in certain settings.

They had a control group of four.

They noticed that the first three fish, A, B, and C always fled.

But they'd leave the D koi behind.

🤣🤣🤣

That's how you do it 😎

[Message from Cal: former IT whiz at CCRP before quitting.]

@calaverage

Yooooooo

Man I wish I could quit. But I uh... kind of need the money.

Also, your cable management:

But maybe don't come back to look at it, you know?

Yah, no thanks bud. (Fuck Clivesdale!)

Besides I'm already putting into retirement. I'm stuck here as it is.

Now you wanna tell me the admin password? 👀

Two, Imma level with you here.

Do I look like a guy that can afford to move further than that?

Honestly?

That's what I thought.

I am by no means as broke as that one homeless guy downtown that gives me the heebie-jebbies, but I feel like I'm damn close sometimes.

My place is a studio apartment.

In Hatchetfield.

Contemplate that for me and then maybe you'll understand.

Well, it's like I say.

Once a fuck-up, always a fuck-up.

Kinda preetentuous (fuck I can't spell that) yourself there, bud.

You're the kinda guy that wouldn't appreciate a good joke.

[Message from Cal: former IT whiz at CCRP before quitting.]

@calaverage

Yooooooo

Man I wish I could quit. But I uh... kind of need the money.

Also, your cable management:

But maybe don't come back to look at it, you know?

Yah, no thanks bud. (Fuck Clivesdale!)

Besides I'm already putting into retirement. I'm stuck here as it is.

Now you wanna tell me the admin password? 👀

Two, Imma level with you here.

Do I look like a guy that can afford to move further than that?

Honestly?

That's what I thought.

I am by no means as broke as that one homeless guy downtown that gives me the heebie-jebbies, but I feel like I'm damn close sometimes.

My place is a studio apartment.

In Hatchetfield.

Contemplate that for me and then maybe you'll understand.

Well, it's like I say.

Once a fuck-up, always a fuck-up.

Kinda preetentuous (fuck I can't spell that) yourself there, bud.

You're the kinda guy that wouldn't appreciate a good joke.

[Message from Cal: former IT whiz at CCRP before quitting.]

@calaverage

Yooooooo

Man I wish I could quit. But I uh... kind of need the money.

Also, your cable management:

But maybe don't come back to look at it, you know?

Yah, no thanks bud. (Fuck Clivesdale!)

Besides I'm already putting into retirement. I'm stuck here as it is.

Now you wanna tell me the admin password? 👀

Two, Imma level with you here.

Do I look like a guy that can afford to move further than that?

Honestly?

That's what I thought.

I am by no means as broke as that one homeless guy downtown that gives me the heebie-jebbies, but I feel like I'm damn close sometimes.

My place is a studio apartment.

In Hatchetfield.

Contemplate that for me and then maybe you'll understand.

Well, it's like I say.

Once a fuck-up, always a fuck-up.

Kinda preetentuous (fuck I can't spell that) yourself there, bud.

[Message from Cal: former IT whiz at CCRP before quitting.]

@calaverage

Yooooooo

Man I wish I could quit. But I uh... kind of need the money.

Also, your cable management:

But maybe don't come back to look at it, you know?

Yah, no thanks bud. (Fuck Clivesdale!)

Besides I'm already putting into retirement. I'm stuck here as it is.

Now you wanna tell me the admin password? 👀

Two, Imma level with you here.

Do I look like a guy that can afford to move further than that?

Honestly?

That's what I thought.

I am by no means as broke as that one homeless guy downtown that gives me the heebie-jebbies, but I feel like I'm damn close sometimes.

My place is a studio apartment.

In Hatchetfield.

Contemplate that for me and then maybe you'll understand.

[Message from Cal: former IT whiz at CCRP before quitting.]

@calaverage

Yooooooo

Man I wish I could quit. But I uh... kind of need the money.

Also, your cable management:

But maybe don't come back to look at it, you know?

Yah, no thanks bud. (Fuck Clivesdale!)

Besides I'm already putting into retirement. I'm stuck here as it is.

Now you wanna tell me the admin password? 👀

[Message from Cal: former IT whiz at CCRP before quitting.]

@calaverage

Yooooooo

Man I wish I could quit. But I uh... kind of need the money.

Also, your cable management:

But maybe don't come back to look at it, you know?

@calaverage

@calaverage