After a week of road trips with my husband, who is a great driver, but a terrible passenger, I have this headcanon of Hangster on a road trip, criticizing and dissecting each other's driving style non stop.
Jake: "You see the speeding lane, right? It's there for a reason."
Bradley: "I'm comfortable where I am. I want to arrive relaxed, not stressed out."
"Your driving stresses me out. There is a gap half a mile long, it causes me actual pain to see all these cars passing us!"
"Sounds like a you problem. At least this way we will arrive without a slew of traffic violations and five near accidents."
"I didn't get a single ticket-"
"Because you got lucky"
"-and I know how to control the car at high speed."
"Barely."
"Car is still in one piece, isn't it?"
"Because I screamed at you to slow down."
"Please. I had everything under control."
Bradley glares at him.
"Better look at the road, wouldn't want you to accidentally drive into the ditch just cause you can't stop looking at me."
"I'm not looking at you."
"You literally just did."
"Did not."
"Suit yourself. And please keep going, I would like to arrive before the others have polished off dinner."
"Fine. We'll make it in time if you just shut up."
"At this speed?"
Bradley sighs and keeps driving, tuning out the commentary from the passenger seat.














