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lion

#lion #just a lion #it’s a lion what do you expect from me #roar #rawr XD

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puella

#latin #puella #tee hee

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you-are-crazy-beautiful

New ABBA album coming out! The world is saved

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#latin #latin memes #cambridge latin course #ancient rome #latin is fun you should take it #grumio is the best #fucking fight me over it #stercus lol #memes #language

arizonarobbinsgf-deactivated201

professor: what did u do this summer

me: Realize Things

someone send help, my sixth grade phases are coming back and it needs to S T O P

#percy jackson #my chemical romance #emo girl #the hunger games #please help i don’t like this #curse you sixth grade me #i was trying too hard to be quirky and not like other girls #leo valdez #heroes of olympus #lol i had a huge crush on leo valdez #and reyna ramirez arellano #panic! at the disco #heathers #i really liked heathers for some reason #tee hee #tee hee hee

ignore my last post from a year and a half ago, short people supremacy

#im short #shorty squad #screw ur stupid height standards they’re dumb #shortie #just shrink its not that hard #ngl being tall seems like a eurocentric kinda thing i might make a post abt it #teeheehee

I Would Like To Know

Why is everyone suddenly taller than me? Summer comes and I get to my summer camp to see friends I haven’t seen in a year, and they’re suddenly all 5’7 or something. Like, I remember being taller than at least five of you last year, wtf? And then summer ends and I get back to school and people that I haven’t seen in three months are also now 5’7. Is this a thing that I wasn’t told about? Can I be tall? Is it my Filipino short-ness genes? Tall people genes, if you’re out there, pls call me and lend me some genes. Thx.

#tall people #tall girl #im short #i want to be tall #tall things #filipino #shortie #ugh im short

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Classroom Tingz

Don’t you love it when you’re in class and you open Tumblr only to find a picture of a shirtless Klaus from the Umbrella Academy on your home page and your teacher is about to walk by?

#classroom tingz #im bored #i hate school #the umbrella academy #random #im in history right now pls send help :)#hahaha

foreverthe80s

my heart <3

A Conversation I Had

Me:It’s five o’clock somewhere...

Jay:What, no that’s impossible.

Me:No, Jay, it’s just a qu-

Jay:It’s currently 3:45, so that means it can’t be five o’clock somewhere, unless blah blah blah...

Me:Jesus CHRIST

-Bonus-

Jay:Hey! LANGUAGE!

#its just a quote dude #jay calm down #please stop #its five o clock somewhere #jesus christ #wAtCH yoUR LanGUaGe #a conversation i had

tropiyas

robustmyaft

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

cala--mari

Desperate burritos.

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impatient14

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

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Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Klaus: You wanna hear about the time I waxed my ass with chocolate pudding

Therapist: no

cala--mari

Therapist: I mean, if you want to tell me...

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