yeehaw

its in homestuck :) in daves pesterlog with tavros early on he describes wedding traditions, the stepping on the glass and the lifting of chairs being both jewish wedding traditions

and at rose and kanayas wedding they literally are seen w the aforementioned chairs like its right there

Just another wholesome DirkJake meet cute! inspired by:

there's a lot of reasons why dirk is considered a villian (though I consider antagonist a better term) but i feel that one of them according to his own words is that he wants to be stopped, and that he knows when someone kills him, it'll be just. i could get into it but dirk strider is a dude who creates problems for himself and needs control, especially over his own arc, and if other people's arcs play a factor in it then so be it I suppose

But here’s the best part. That self-centeredness? It’s compounded with self-loathing. So the more I talk about myself, the more I feel guilty, and that gets me off, which means I need to talk about it more, just to prove how fucking selfish I am, which gives me further reason to hate myself, and so on. Ad infinitum. Ad nauseam. I make myself sick with it, sick of it. I’m sick.

Do people want to read that? Doesn’t matter, I want to say it, because I think it’s clever, and everyone else needs to see how clever I am, so it’s goin’ in.

and finally:

You know what would be really cathartic?...If you dropped all the meta-bullshit and masturbatory word games. If you stopped hiding behind them. If you could just make one sincere effort at reaching out to the other human being reading this. Without using quotation marks or a ‘Dirk said’ to separate yourself from this character. If you could be honest and straightforward and candid for once in your damn life and just communicate.”

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