you're my little penguin

I hope that one day i can have a relationship like cake

1. He used to wear neon green glasses every day when he was younger

2. If that doesn’t scream bad bitch to u then idek

3. His pitchy nose scrunching laugh is the sweetest sound mankind will ever be blessed by

4. His smile is what makes the world keep spinning if I’m being 100% honest. it changed my life. changed ur life. changed everyone’s life

5. Glitter boots

6. He is so confident in who he is and he’s come such a long way with his self image and that is something to look up to

7. His James Blunt impression

8. He is so fucking funny. His puns aren’t funny. But he’s funny. He’s a goofball.

9. He would die for the rest of 5sos. like if ashton told him to drop dead he’d be like okay boss

10. He may seem like he doesn’t know poop from applesauce but he’s so smart and he shows it in so many little ways

11. He! Made! A! Personal! Snap! chat! When! No! One! Else! Did!

12. He is so tall. what’s he doing up there. i don’t know but i love it

13. He loves animals so much it’s so sweet

14. Even though people treat him like shit sometimes, he’s all love man. He doesn’t let it take that away.

15. His tweets are funny. Old and New. He’s funny. Listen to me

16. U can nickname him Bob because his middle name is Robert. Bobert.

17. He probably has a quarter and a stick of juicy fruit gum in his wallet. And a picture of Ashton. that’s it. that’s all that’s in there

18. His vocals are crazy. my dude knows what the fuck he is doing

19. GUITAR SKILLZ ,

20. He probably uses a lot of emojis. like when he texts people

21. I bet he texts his mom every day

22. If u stood on a footstool to look him in the eyes and called him a bithc to his face he would laugh and understand why and probably give u three dollars

23. He sings all the time. he probably sings while he poops

24. Luke is full of love. his heart is so full of light and he shows it in the way he talks and the way he looks at people

25. He doesn’t care what people think, he cares what he thinks and he cares what fans think and he cares what his friends and family think but ultimately he decides how he’s gonna be and that’s very important

26. I’m not saying that u should love him based on his looks but like look into his ocean blue eyes and tell me it wasn’t love at first sight my brotha

27. He shows people respect and he is very courteous

28. He loves fans with all of his glittery heart even tho some of them can be cruel

29. He makes the goofiest faces but he still looks cute as hek while doing it

30. I bet he is really nice to hold. i bet he gives nice hugs and makes u feel like u are really loved

31. He seems like the type of person who wants 2 know ur okay and that u got home safe. he probably very much is

32. Luke is such a wonderful performer. everytime he gets on stage that’s when he seems confident and when he’s at his best

33. All his fetus pictures are memes

34. The sound of luke’s singing voice is kinda breathtaking but his talking voice popped one of my lungs. he sounds so boyish but his voice is so familiar and kind and soothing and it feels like you’re listening to your best friend talk and it feels like you’re at home

35. I said his puns weren’t funny in a previous number but i lied they kinda are

36. He is open minded and forgiving

37. He is like a real life prince charming

38. He loves his family and his dogs and his friends and he loves all of us and he is literally bursting at the seams with love for us and for his music

39. He puts everything into music and he puts so much thought and time and emotion into his lyrics and the way he presents it all

40. His instagram @ was literally luke_is_a_penguin. even tho he changed it he can never take that back. how cute was that

41. He’s a fuckin nerd. he likes a bunch of nerd shit. but he likes to be all cool with his guitars. listen bitch we know you like star wars

42. He is so so kind and so so wonderful to everyone he meets

43. HIS NOSE! HAVE U EVER SEEN HIS NOSE! SCULPTED BY THE GODS AND ANGELS THEMSELVES. THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE HE CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF WHOVILLE! FUCK IT UP LUKE !

44. I got two words for u: High kicks

45. He gets his eyebrows done and they look damn good

46. He is the most happy and smiley person… and he is so easily amused

47. He’s so cheesy… his whole life. it’s a corn fest. he is the corniest noob in the game

48. He’s literally a stray strand of pasta trying to make his way in this world

49. He probably smells like feet but in an endearing way