"I’m not saying I’m the best, but the Avengers would be lost without me."

"Bad plan? I call it thinking outside the box."

"Does it ever get tiring being right all the time, [name]?"

"I’m just here to save the world... and crack jokes."

"I could be at home, but this is way cooler."

"What’s the worst that could happen on this mission?"

"We’re gonna die, but we’ll look great doing it."

"I’m a walking disaster, but the fun kind."

"I could take down the universe... maybe."

"Spider bite, thunder god, or rich guy in a suit. I’m in."

"I’m not surprised you betrayed us. Again."

"Life or death situation... no pressure."

"I should be scared. But I’m not."

"Save the world first, team up later."

"You’ve never seen a giant green guy throw a car?"

"Does messing things up count as saving the world?"

"I’m not arguing. Just enthusiastically debating."

"I’d totally save you. If you needed it."

"Too much firepower? Impossible."

"If you tell anyone, I’ll deny it. All of it."

"I have a bad feeling... but it’s my default mood."

"I’ll stop with the jokes... for now."

"You plan. I’ll handle the explosions."

"I saved the day last time. Just saying."

"Not saving the world yet? I’ll get there."

"No plan? Just pure confidence and chaos."

"I don’t need a cape to look cool... but it helps."

"Being a superhero isn’t as glamorous as it looks."

"Wing it and hope for the best. Solid plan."

"I’m saving the world. Can we talk later?"

"I imagined this being more glamorous."

"Fine, but you owe me coffee."

"Think that’ll stop me? Cute."

"Can we stop arguing? We’ve got a city to save."

"I’m not a hero. Just good at punching things."

"You have a point, but I’ve got cool weapons."

"I may have broken a few things... but not the universe."

"Don’t make me call Hulk. You know what happens."

"My sarcasm is unmatched. Deal with it."

"I’m definitely the best at making things explode."

we fight over who i'm hanging out with like a real couple.

all the girls at this party are so cool.

why can't you come stitch me up?

one night i was bored in bed and stalked you on the internet.

i feel dirty, i feel rotten.

i think we might go really nice together.

god, i love the way you look at me.

i tried to win her over with my cynical humor and yacht rock music taste.

it's better than begging for you to stand up for me.

you know you can take me anywhere.

i'm a car speeding down the boulevard without a brake.

you will never know my sorrow.

i like your big sister.

nobody's wanted somebody more.

it's getting harder every day.

it's a thing that i can't ignore.

time can heal even the worst of wounds.

i want you more than any stupid song could ever say.

went to the doctor and she said i was fine.

kiss me and i might drop dead.

past mistakes are just new information.

man, it feels like god threw me a bone.

you're being fucking weird.

man, i wonder what you think is gonna go down?

so i guess that it's true.

i met him at a party, i think he was on drugs.

i'd love if you held my hand.

they say modern love's a cruel endeavor.

i'm not feeling like myself and nothing ever seems to help.

you're posting another pic in clothes that i know are his.

new york city's never looked so blue.

my head is full of poison, and my heart is full of doubt.

i know that the bar closes at 11, but i hope you never finish that beer.

you're so, so pretty, boy.

i thought i'd done enough, but they keep moving the line.

why'd i try at all?

these days, i've got expectations.

i feel like i might throw up.

it's a small world when it only can revolve around us two.

pick me up, walk me home.

you say you can't stand to watch me cry a minute more.

i regret you and how long i stayed.

let me be direct, just stop.

that's it, i win.

i don't wanna talk.

would you sit and keep me company?

let's go steady, let's go out.

i'm a sad shell of a woman and i've got maggots for brains.

what if this isn't what i want?

it's feminine intuition.

that's never been a thing that i could do.

i'm going crazy, i'm going mad.

i went to a party but only on principle.

i'm a penny in a fountain just waiting on my luck to change.

took a couple months but now i am secure.

i'll do anything.

i love you, baby, i promise.

with a hand on my heart, i swore.

i know everybody changes, but i hope that we don't.er

i've been saying that like every night.

you've seen me truly happy, so you know right now i'm not.

i just reach and you're right there.

if there is a god, he's the bond that's between us two.

i'm too shy to say what i see when i dream of you.

i thought that we played the perfect couple.

tell me something honest so the memories turn dark.

i wish you loved me less.

you know i could never leave.

here's to hoping.

sometimes, at a low point, i even wish for tragedy.

they say that honest love is a cage that makes you feel free.

all that i want is to sit here silently and watch movies on tv.

it's not enough.

maybe i'm a petty bitch, but you made me resort to this.

i think you're what's wrong with me.

i like you better by a million times.

my head is spinning and my stomach is sick.

i have this thought when i lay in bed at night that i feel trapped inside my life.

everything i own just feels like ours.

what can i do but think of you?

last time that i checked, i won.

i'm a zombie in my body.

it's getting to me, embarrassingly.

i want you, baby, so bad.

you're lookin' like an angel on the walls of versailles.

i'm paranoid i made you up.

it's crazy how i used to visit your town like a tourist.

i often get the feeling that i'll never want somebody else.

some nights can be so fucking lonely.

i've been droppin' hints all night.

what a shame you're not here.

i won't settle for a guy with a fake job.

all my ex-boyfriends have heard these lines.

it'll never be the cure.

maybe it'll fix itself tomorrow.

give me back my time and i will give you back your heart.

i'm cool and forgiving.

all that i want is to know undoubtedly.

i'm not hiding it well.

i could try convincing you they're just intrusive thoughts.

let's just go to bed or something.

somehow, it's the weekend, i'm still bored out of my skull.

it's like somebody put a weight on my chest.

the cigarette smoke is a smell that i know.

have you ever been to japan?

i'll take what you're giving.

he wasn't smart or funny, i convinced myself he was.

sometimes, i get overwhelmed and way too far ahead of myself.

fuck it, whatever.

i'm sleeping in my dress and my high heels.

yeah, i've got hope, yeah, i've got drive, i will not lose my faith.

i thought that he was perfect, and now his number's blocked.

i had big dreams 'til i tied myself to you.

i know he'd come over and take real good care of me.

why can't it ever be enough?

tell me yet again about when we met and what you thought of me.

i keep looking for distractions.

he had a great apartment and a car his parents bought.

take me out to dinner.

if you promise, we can go real slow.

i'd love it if you walked me home.

babe, i think this is the end.

i feel right, i feel wrong, i feel totally insane.

let's get married when we both turn twenty-five.

i've got in my head.

i resent you for not being brave.

i should talk to a friend, but i can't get out of bed.

my day was so mundane, i don't think i left the house.

i got a feeling wounds are healing.

i thought i found the antidote this time.

it feels like medication, and it's good for me, i'm sure.

don't think my future husband's at this bar in silver lake.

i can't help but imagine what you say when you speak with me.

you're in my way now.

it's so weird, he's not here.

i always had a vision of us standing like this, all pressed up in the bathroom line.

you should feel how i feel when somebody says your name.

i think that you're killer with your floppy hair.

my friends are smoking blunts in the bathroom.

are we too attached?

so, where'd you get that confidence from?

i'm not kissing any boy that is passive.

tell your friends that you're mine.

it's a little hard to stomach all your amateur moves.

they say it's a virtue to not let good love slip away.

in the dark, i'm not scared.

i can't eat, i can't sleep.

you said that i made loving look easy 'til i made it hard.

if you let me stay the night. well, i think i might just have to stay forever.

could you make it clear?

you linger in the air just like a bad perfume.

let's just walk in the dark.

maybe i'm a stubborn overthinker but i've been thinking over this a lot.

maybe you're just tryna get me riled up now.

kind of insane how you keep calling, but you never get the message.