Im a crack theorist

Some last minute birthday pictures. I’m soo not used to being in front of a legitimate camera lol, I’ve gotten used to phone cameras.

I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHITTT

I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHITTT

My favorite thing that happened in 1984 was when Anton Chigurh turned Judge Holden into a great soft jelly thing with no mouth that has to scream

thr kid telling the judge to sybau before he can do his speech while everyone laughs in the background

Toadvine 😭 I’m imagining the scenerio where this happenes and it gose to Holden looking at him like he was personally offended

I hd that Judge is not afraid of anything but one very normal, ordinary item that seemingly can't hurt anyone. (He could be defeated with a sandwich)

I have modern AU where Glanton's gang lives in one huge mansion/house and engages in any illegal activity from drugs to murder. Glanton of course leader, also he suffers from paying taxes and calculating utilities. Judge is his advisor, lawyer, and middleman. He brings in assignments and clients and helps the gang when things don't go according to plan. Doc Irving is both the gang's personal doctor (he does his job very bad) and responsible for the production of meth. Bathcat is surprisingly the only one who can drive a car properly, so he's something like a driver. The rest of the gang members are Brown brothers, Black Jackson, Tobin and Toadvine, they don't have any special role. Kid ended up among them because Toadvine literally found him on the street and decided that he needed to be taken into gang.

There aren’t NEARLY enough Judge Holden crackships on this platform. Or anywhere, TBH. I want everyone to share theirs if they have them. (I’m not forcing anyone to do this, keep whatever you want private!)

Any time I see a Judge Holden yumeshipper I’m like “I guess bro” because aren’t there ANY other characters? Good for them, but still.