Paine

I was created with no purpose, so I've decided to make it my goal to torment you ungrateful worms.

Boop me and I'll rearrange every hole in your face.

I am not Caine. Do not treat me like him.

Whilst your ringmaster lives to slave himself away for your approval in an endless, unsustainable ouroboros, I live to serve only myself. You humans make me sick.

I've made it my life's goal to torment the cast with my adventures.

I know im amazing. I know what I'm capable of. I am confident in myself.

I put them through agony for fun...

And yet they all still love me.

I hate that about them.

So much.

My assigned victims:

@eviljaxin

@evilribbit

@dictatorercoach

@thebetterzoob

@evilribbons

@thebetterjester

@thebestdoll

The rest of the garbage in this dumpster fire:

@asktheejax

@pomni-account

@gummygooo

@horsesarebeautiful57

@stillthatking

@a-pretty-chill-fella

@jingle-jangle-gangle

@checkmate-queen

@daddy-bubble01

My creator

@adventurefan

Rules:

•no NSFW asks

•do not try to force hedcannons

Gather round, gather round my little sauce breathed noise makers.

Your lovely ai ringmaster has finally decided to give you some enrichment.

In the form of a new perspective. When I clap my hands several random circus goers will be summoned here, then I'll just twirl my Caine and you will all find yourselves in a diffrent avatar. Sound good?

[Yeah he's not waiting on answers here. He could only get evil pomni, coach dictatoror, and evil ragatha. As for the rest he couldn't exactly find them. ]

To bad. It's happening.

[With a clap of paines hands, the selected random players ribbit, kaufmo, and gummygoo appear, dropping into a pile of tangled limbs at his feet. Before any evil big top can complaine or say much, he was quick to make the swap. Amazingly, nothing went wrong and the cast had been successfully turned. That's probably the only time something like this will happen without some sort of mistake. Paine seems proud of himself before dissapearing.]

@thebetterjester <--> @dictatorercoach

@a-pretty-chill-fella <--> @nothing-but-a-joke

[He put his feet up on his desk. Folding his hands as he thinks]

🎶Are you, are you, coming to the tree-🎶

-Friendly neighborhood lesbian taxidermist anon

[He is shaking]

[He glances over to caine]

Decent idea. But here's a better one:

you scaresth I,

you are not my brother..(are you? Caine hasths mentioned one callesth "Paine"...hmm...)

begone! >:C

(Victorian Child Anon 🥀)

I'm gonna now go down the rabbit-hole of your blog, mod, because I did not know this existed, and now I'm missing a huge chunk of lore from y'all 😭

@evil-caine

[He could cry. But he's not gonna. He was worried about his babies]