Dealer's Choice

Finally, a "jaded alcoholic man whose loved ones are all dead avenges his dog" movie where the man's a woman and the dog doesn't die.

What I am about to say is the hardest thing I have ever written. Five days ago, three missiles struck the place where we sheltered. Screams and dust filled everything; I awoke injured in a hospital.

When I regained consciousness, the first thing I did was search for my two children. My heart raced with terror as I called their names, fearing I might never hear their voices answer me again.

This is so bad why is it just me in this tag

Listen, the cobraduke tag is a tough desert to weather. But I respect your valiant effort to build your own oasis.

Beautiful. The epitome of brevity. Exactly the kind of quality posts I follow for.

I know logically Cecil is probably in his 50s or 60s but in my defense he did tell Mark that he was younger than he looked and its really funny to imagine him as like 40 tops. The GDA job is just really stressfull okay

Cecil being only a little older than Debbie but having aged forty-five years in two decades is one of my favorite headcanons.

Real

Porlyusica from Fairy Tail

AYE, BRING THEM BACK ON ICE SKATES!!! (the golden voyager & the knight flagbearer too, while we're at it XD)

Yessss

Unfortunately, my family may die from the freezing cold in Gaza. If you scroll past this without sharing, you are choosing silence over their lives.

IS THIS REAL????

LOL, not a clue