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Self care is drinking three pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with God

My birthday is coming up next month so I'll be working with fondant for the first time to try and make a Magnus Archive themed cake any suggestions

So I finished the Magnus archive yesterday and I think I might just ascend, like as my body disappears and I just become a construct I shall truly know all see all be all and at the same time no nothing see nothing and be nothing.

That's it American tea ain't shit and it's more expensive I'm going to FUCKING LONDON BABY PREPARE FOR MY IMPROPER SPEECH AND CHAOS BRITS BECAS IM COMING FOR YOUR TEA.

Happy pride month be gay do crime's.

Bipoty bopity boo I'm hiding you in my shoe

Can I numb your body but like in a romantic way?

Oh ya cote me in maple syrup like one of your French girls

Im gonna mc big your cheese

I keep seeing people dunking on team rockets specifically Jessie James and meowth but the thing is there not bad at their job ash and whoever he's with is just really good. In episode one of pokemon indigo league when their first introduced officer jenny calls them an infamous gaung of thieves meaning they were very successful had they not gone after ash and Pikachu they may have likely became the best members of team rocket and an actual threat and you can't change my mind

The nightmare before Christmas is both a Christmas movie and a Halloween movie

Imagine a pokemon gym but it's just every evolution like everyone's still gonna dunk on the trainer because of owning a vaporion but I still think it would be cool to see