Catfeine Café

[ You're such a loner, it's very cute, so I won't message you alot since you don't text often, make sure you're comfortable 😤 ]

[ I appreciate it. I am sure you also do have quite a lot of work yourself. You must be rather busy. ]

[ Yeeeep, and I'm planning on moving out, hopefully soon, so I doubt I'd be able to message you alot anyways, I literally found your name while I was looking through my contacts and wondering if any of them wanted a roommate and thought 'oh yeah, Shinsou's in here' so here we are! ]

[ Ah. I see. I do hope you manage to find a roommate. Moving is hard. ]

[ What about you, are you doing anything right now? ]

[ Well, I need to get the café situated and get the cats food. They are meowing quite a lot. ]

[ Ah, of course, cute cat guy loves his cats, it's kinda charming in a way ]

[ My cats need food. If I don’t feed them, they will start an uprising. ]

[ Against just you or the whole world? ]

[ Me initially, but once they realise their power… against the whole world. ]

[ I think the world is far more important. ]

[ It is, but having someone die when I can prevent it? So not my style ]

[ Right. You are a hero. ]

[ And heros save cute boys all the time ]

[ I’m not… whatever. ]

[ Deny it all you want pretty boy, but I gotta get to seeing if I can get a roommate ]

[ Good luck with that. ]

[ You're such a loner, it's very cute, so I won't message you alot since you don't text often, make sure you're comfortable 😤 ]

[ I appreciate it. I am sure you also do have quite a lot of work yourself. You must be rather busy. ]

[ Yeeeep, and I'm planning on moving out, hopefully soon, so I doubt I'd be able to message you alot anyways, I literally found your name while I was looking through my contacts and wondering if any of them wanted a roommate and thought 'oh yeah, Shinsou's in here' so here we are! ]

[ Ah. I see. I do hope you manage to find a roommate. Moving is hard. ]

[ What about you, are you doing anything right now? ]

[ Well, I need to get the café situated and get the cats food. They are meowing quite a lot. ]

[ Ah, of course, cute cat guy loves his cats, it's kinda charming in a way ]

[ My cats need food. If I don’t feed them, they will start an uprising. ]

[ Against just you or the whole world? ]

[ Me initially, but once they realise their power… against the whole world. ]

[ I think the world is far more important. ]

[ It is, but having someone die when I can prevent it? So not my style ]

[ Right. You are a hero. ]

[ And heros save cute boys all the time ]

[ I’m not… whatever. ]

[ You're such a loner, it's very cute, so I won't message you alot since you don't text often, make sure you're comfortable 😤 ]

[ I appreciate it. I am sure you also do have quite a lot of work yourself. You must be rather busy. ]

[ Yeeeep, and I'm planning on moving out, hopefully soon, so I doubt I'd be able to message you alot anyways, I literally found your name while I was looking through my contacts and wondering if any of them wanted a roommate and thought 'oh yeah, Shinsou's in here' so here we are! ]

[ Ah. I see. I do hope you manage to find a roommate. Moving is hard. ]

[ What about you, are you doing anything right now? ]

[ Well, I need to get the café situated and get the cats food. They are meowing quite a lot. ]

[ Ah, of course, cute cat guy loves his cats, it's kinda charming in a way ]

[ My cats need food. If I don’t feed them, they will start an uprising. ]

[ Against just you or the whole world? ]

[ Me initially, but once they realise their power… against the whole world. ]

[ I think the world is far more important. ]

[ It is, but having someone die when I can prevent it? So not my style ]

[ Right. You are a hero. ]

[ You're such a loner, it's very cute, so I won't message you alot since you don't text often, make sure you're comfortable 😤 ]

[ I appreciate it. I am sure you also do have quite a lot of work yourself. You must be rather busy. ]

[ Yeeeep, and I'm planning on moving out, hopefully soon, so I doubt I'd be able to message you alot anyways, I literally found your name while I was looking through my contacts and wondering if any of them wanted a roommate and thought 'oh yeah, Shinsou's in here' so here we are! ]

[ Ah. I see. I do hope you manage to find a roommate. Moving is hard. ]

[ What about you, are you doing anything right now? ]

[ Well, I need to get the café situated and get the cats food. They are meowing quite a lot. ]

[ Ah, of course, cute cat guy loves his cats, it's kinda charming in a way ]

[ My cats need food. If I don’t feed them, they will start an uprising. ]

[ Against just you or the whole world? ]

[ Me initially, but once they realise their power… against the whole world. ]

[ I think the world is far more important. ]

[ You're such a loner, it's very cute, so I won't message you alot since you don't text often, make sure you're comfortable 😤 ]

[ I appreciate it. I am sure you also do have quite a lot of work yourself. You must be rather busy. ]

[ Yeeeep, and I'm planning on moving out, hopefully soon, so I doubt I'd be able to message you alot anyways, I literally found your name while I was looking through my contacts and wondering if any of them wanted a roommate and thought 'oh yeah, Shinsou's in here' so here we are! ]

[ Ah. I see. I do hope you manage to find a roommate. Moving is hard. ]

[ What about you, are you doing anything right now? ]

[ Well, I need to get the café situated and get the cats food. They are meowing quite a lot. ]

[ Ah, of course, cute cat guy loves his cats, it's kinda charming in a way ]

[ My cats need food. If I don’t feed them, they will start an uprising. ]

[ Against just you or the whole world? ]

[ Me initially, but once they realise their power… against the whole world. ]

[ You're such a loner, it's very cute, so I won't message you alot since you don't text often, make sure you're comfortable 😤 ]

[ I appreciate it. I am sure you also do have quite a lot of work yourself. You must be rather busy. ]

[ Yeeeep, and I'm planning on moving out, hopefully soon, so I doubt I'd be able to message you alot anyways, I literally found your name while I was looking through my contacts and wondering if any of them wanted a roommate and thought 'oh yeah, Shinsou's in here' so here we are! ]

[ Ah. I see. I do hope you manage to find a roommate. Moving is hard. ]

[ What about you, are you doing anything right now? ]

[ Well, I need to get the café situated and get the cats food. They are meowing quite a lot. ]

[ Ah, of course, cute cat guy loves his cats, it's kinda charming in a way ]

[ My cats need food. If I don’t feed them, they will start an uprising. ]

[ You're such a loner, it's very cute, so I won't message you alot since you don't text often, make sure you're comfortable 😤 ]

[ I appreciate it. I am sure you also do have quite a lot of work yourself. You must be rather busy. ]

[ Yeeeep, and I'm planning on moving out, hopefully soon, so I doubt I'd be able to message you alot anyways, I literally found your name while I was looking through my contacts and wondering if any of them wanted a roommate and thought 'oh yeah, Shinsou's in here' so here we are! ]

[ Ah. I see. I do hope you manage to find a roommate. Moving is hard. ]

[ What about you, are you doing anything right now? ]

[ Well, I need to get the café situated and get the cats food. They are meowing quite a lot. ]

[ You're such a loner, it's very cute, so I won't message you alot since you don't text often, make sure you're comfortable 😤 ]

[ I appreciate it. I am sure you also do have quite a lot of work yourself. You must be rather busy. ]

[ Yeeeep, and I'm planning on moving out, hopefully soon, so I doubt I'd be able to message you alot anyways, I literally found your name while I was looking through my contacts and wondering if any of them wanted a roommate and thought 'oh yeah, Shinsou's in here' so here we are! ]

[ Ah. I see. I do hope you manage to find a roommate. Moving is hard. ]

[ You're such a loner, it's very cute, so I won't message you alot since you don't text often, make sure you're comfortable 😤 ]

[ I appreciate it. I am sure you also do have quite a lot of work yourself. You must be rather busy. ]

Oh em gosh this barista is like soooo swoony i feel like im going to die!!

I am just trying to get your order.

so liekkk are you single?

How does this have anything to do with your order?

im trying to shoot my shot with a certified hottie, duh!! you're like totallyy my type.

That is… never mind. Yes, I am single. Now, could you please order something. Fluoxetine is screaming at me.

That I can do. The drink, I mean. What do you mean with “link up?”

it's like just hanging out, bumming around or like going on dates and stuff, have you never done that? that's like uberrrr mega depressing cuz.

Can’t say I have, no. I’m far too busy. Between the café and the cats, I don’t have much time.

that's like the saddest thing ever, wow, i could never. i liveee for my free time. isn't it boring all alone? don't you have friends to keep you company?

I have my cats. That isn’t sad. And sometimes heroes come by. That’s my day to day, and I really wouldn’t change it.

you didn't answer my question though, do you not have friends??

I have cats. And a few people I talk to here and there.

I meann like why not?? you're just kinda depressing in a like sad cat kinda way, you get me?

I… fighting you is pointless. You are rather persistent.

so like do you gotta name or?

wow seriously? okay then, well you can just like pass me your number or something.

You would owe me 500¥.

Do you take QR?

Yes, I do.

That is wonderful to know. Thank you. Please let me know if the drink is okay, it’s a new one

it's like the bomb. was totes worth it, thanks bestie!!

I’m simply doing my job. It’s good to know that it was good.

no prob broski, it's like for real to die for. cheers!

Oh. Cheers, I guess.

Oh em gosh this barista is like soooo swoony i feel like im going to die!!

I am just trying to get your order.

so liekkk are you single?

How does this have anything to do with your order?

im trying to shoot my shot with a certified hottie, duh!! you're like totallyy my type.

That is… never mind. Yes, I am single. Now, could you please order something. Fluoxetine is screaming at me.

That I can do. The drink, I mean. What do you mean with “link up?”

it's like just hanging out, bumming around or like going on dates and stuff, have you never done that? that's like uberrrr mega depressing cuz.

Can’t say I have, no. I’m far too busy. Between the café and the cats, I don’t have much time.

that's like the saddest thing ever, wow, i could never. i liveee for my free time. isn't it boring all alone? don't you have friends to keep you company?

I have my cats. That isn’t sad. And sometimes heroes come by. That’s my day to day, and I really wouldn’t change it.

you didn't answer my question though, do you not have friends??

I have cats. And a few people I talk to here and there.

I meann like why not?? you're just kinda depressing in a like sad cat kinda way, you get me?

I… fighting you is pointless. You are rather persistent.

so like do you gotta name or?

wow seriously? okay then, well you can just like pass me your number or something.

You would owe me 500¥.

Do you take QR?

Yes, I do.

That is wonderful to know. Thank you. Please let me know if the drink is okay, it’s a new one

it's like the bomb. was totes worth it, thanks bestie!!

I’m simply doing my job. It’s good to know that it was good.

Oh em gosh this barista is like soooo swoony i feel like im going to die!!

I am just trying to get your order.

so liekkk are you single?

How does this have anything to do with your order?

im trying to shoot my shot with a certified hottie, duh!! you're like totallyy my type.

That is… never mind. Yes, I am single. Now, could you please order something. Fluoxetine is screaming at me.

That I can do. The drink, I mean. What do you mean with “link up?”

it's like just hanging out, bumming around or like going on dates and stuff, have you never done that? that's like uberrrr mega depressing cuz.

Can’t say I have, no. I’m far too busy. Between the café and the cats, I don’t have much time.

that's like the saddest thing ever, wow, i could never. i liveee for my free time. isn't it boring all alone? don't you have friends to keep you company?

I have my cats. That isn’t sad. And sometimes heroes come by. That’s my day to day, and I really wouldn’t change it.

you didn't answer my question though, do you not have friends??

I have cats. And a few people I talk to here and there.

I meann like why not?? you're just kinda depressing in a like sad cat kinda way, you get me?

I… fighting you is pointless. You are rather persistent.

so like do you gotta name or?

wow seriously? okay then, well you can just like pass me your number or something.

You would owe me 500¥.

Do you take QR?

Yes, I do.

That is wonderful to know. Thank you. Please let me know if the drink is okay, it’s a new one

Oh em gosh this barista is like soooo swoony i feel like im going to die!!

I am just trying to get your order.

so liekkk are you single?

How does this have anything to do with your order?

im trying to shoot my shot with a certified hottie, duh!! you're like totallyy my type.

That is… never mind. Yes, I am single. Now, could you please order something. Fluoxetine is screaming at me.

That I can do. The drink, I mean. What do you mean with “link up?”

it's like just hanging out, bumming around or like going on dates and stuff, have you never done that? that's like uberrrr mega depressing cuz.

Can’t say I have, no. I’m far too busy. Between the café and the cats, I don’t have much time.

that's like the saddest thing ever, wow, i could never. i liveee for my free time. isn't it boring all alone? don't you have friends to keep you company?

I have my cats. That isn’t sad. And sometimes heroes come by. That’s my day to day, and I really wouldn’t change it.

you didn't answer my question though, do you not have friends??

I have cats. And a few people I talk to here and there.

I meann like why not?? you're just kinda depressing in a like sad cat kinda way, you get me?

I… fighting you is pointless. You are rather persistent.

so like do you gotta name or?

wow seriously? okay then, well you can just like pass me your number or something.

You would owe me 500¥.

Do you take QR?

Yes, I do.

Oh em gosh this barista is like soooo swoony i feel like im going to die!!

I am just trying to get your order.

so liekkk are you single?

How does this have anything to do with your order?

im trying to shoot my shot with a certified hottie, duh!! you're like totallyy my type.

That is… never mind. Yes, I am single. Now, could you please order something. Fluoxetine is screaming at me.

That I can do. The drink, I mean. What do you mean with “link up?”

it's like just hanging out, bumming around or like going on dates and stuff, have you never done that? that's like uberrrr mega depressing cuz.

Can’t say I have, no. I’m far too busy. Between the café and the cats, I don’t have much time.

that's like the saddest thing ever, wow, i could never. i liveee for my free time. isn't it boring all alone? don't you have friends to keep you company?

I have my cats. That isn’t sad. And sometimes heroes come by. That’s my day to day, and I really wouldn’t change it.

you didn't answer my question though, do you not have friends??

I have cats. And a few people I talk to here and there.

I meann like why not?? you're just kinda depressing in a like sad cat kinda way, you get me?

I… fighting you is pointless. You are rather persistent.

so like do you gotta name or?

wow seriously? okay then, well you can just like pass me your number or something.

You would owe me 500¥.

Oh em gosh this barista is like soooo swoony i feel like im going to die!!

I am just trying to get your order.

so liekkk are you single?

How does this have anything to do with your order?

im trying to shoot my shot with a certified hottie, duh!! you're like totallyy my type.

That is… never mind. Yes, I am single. Now, could you please order something. Fluoxetine is screaming at me.

That I can do. The drink, I mean. What do you mean with “link up?”

it's like just hanging out, bumming around or like going on dates and stuff, have you never done that? that's like uberrrr mega depressing cuz.

Can’t say I have, no. I’m far too busy. Between the café and the cats, I don’t have much time.

that's like the saddest thing ever, wow, i could never. i liveee for my free time. isn't it boring all alone? don't you have friends to keep you company?

I have my cats. That isn’t sad. And sometimes heroes come by. That’s my day to day, and I really wouldn’t change it.

you didn't answer my question though, do you not have friends??

I have cats. And a few people I talk to here and there.

I meann like why not?? you're just kinda depressing in a like sad cat kinda way, you get me?

I… fighting you is pointless. You are rather persistent.

so like do you gotta name or?

wow seriously? okay then, well you can just like pass me your number or something.