Do your homework Hiro!

I don’t know when it happened. I don’t know when I crossed the line. I went from “seeks out weirdness our of scientific curiosity and academic interest, participating only so that I can write essays on the commodification of the paranormal” to “buys souls and takes them out to look at”. Like, buying a soul for academic research is one thing. Gloating over it…? Jesus. I’m an active contributor to Net Weirdness rather than a passive observer.

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an aquatic being which reputedly inhabits loch ness in the scottish highlands. it is often described as being large in size, with a long neck and one or more humps protruding from the water. it is commonly nicknamed nessie by fans, and has been a figure of popular interest since it was brought to worldwide attention in 1933.

also known as sasquatch, this simian-like creature supposedly inhabits the forests of the american landscape, particularly in the pacific northwest. many scientists discount bigfoot as a hoax, due to a lack of physical evidence, but a small group of investigators are sustained in their interest by occasional new reports of sightings. bigfoot is described as a large, hairy, muscular, bipedal ape-like creature covered in hair described as black, dark brown or dark reddish. it is typically described as omnivorous and noctural, with a strong, unpleasant smell and enormous footprints - after which the creature is named.

Paranormal investigator: hoLY SHIT IT TOUCHED ME

have you met a horse

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4.  You hail a taxi by accident. You’re in the middle of the desert. You have no idea where it came from. You get in. The driver is a woman with really long fingers. They are wrapped around the steering wheel like snakes. She smiles, and asks you where you’re going. You say San Diego. She takes you to Eureka instead.

Me: *Goes on a rant to the teacher about how centaurs don’t have genders*

Cryptid hunting aesthetic 🌲🌿🌵🌳