ALL of the things.

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

↖️ this user don’t need no hateration, holleration in this dancerie.

Panic! In front of the cute boy

I’ve never felt like I fit into any of the gay “tribes”, so I’m a making my own. From now one, I will be know as a Raccoon. Characteristics of us Raccoons include: -hairy -weight fluctuates hourly between husky and less husky -eats/wears trash -grabs things with tiny hands -hisses sometimes -always tries hardest but usually just ends up sweaty and smelly

I have a new gay tribe.

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y'all stopped talking it felt just like a break up

my roommate’s on jstor and she just whispered “oh fuck yeah” so that’s the mood

When you find The Paper™