try once more, sing a new song

might fuck around and save my own life one day at a time

i can trust my heart to lead me back to myself. there is no such thing as too lost or too far or too late

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

This is a worker’s reprieve checkpoint. I only want you to engage with this post if you’re shirking your duties on the clock right now. We are going to make it. We are going to text and scroll on company time. We are going to find a corner or bathroom to linger in while something needs doing. Get some!

rip your pads loudly and fix your bras in public to assert dominance ladies

Bucky Barnes is so hot I wish men were real

I heavily fw bro

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

i really struck a chord here didnt i

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich