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Sorry about the ramble you started talking about one of my favorite subjects

Anon, that post was from almost two months ago... How did you even find it?

I'm glad I made you happy though with that thought! I saw the first two words in the notification and was like uh oh anon hate... But nope! Excited anon :)

Unfortunately, I don't know if or when I will be finishing the fic that this is from. Still, I kind of maintain that headcanon for the same troll, because it might explain why he has different traits than other male trolls. If you know you know I guess XD

8ut did you read the fanventure? it's not half 8ad

Uh, no I didn't. I was on mobile and it was 4 am and I wanted to sleep. I'm sure it's a cool little comic though.

this is from the creator's website of the comic mentioned in the anon ask

so apparently its a load of bs

but i cant find anything about it in your blog. were you really involved or is the creator just lying?

Uhhhhhhhhhhh is this some kind of scam? I really don't know what you could be trying to get out of me, anon.

which is kind of funny because ive always pictured the song being ampora coded

Chapters: 12/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Orphaner Dualscar/The Signless | The Sufferer Characters: Orphaner Dualscar, The Signless | The Sufferer, The Psiioniic | The Helmsman, The Dolorosa (Homestuck), The Disciple (Homestuck), Spinneret Mindfang, Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck) Additional Tags: Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck), Minor Orphaner Dualscar/Spinneret Mindfang, Gunshot Wounds, Belly Bulge, Come Inflation, Size Difference, Outdoor Sex, Pool Sex, Riding, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Sex In A Cave, First Kiss, Rejection, Love Confessions, Psionics, Egg Laying, Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Minor The Disciple/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman, Hate Sex, Minor Kismesissitude, Quadrant Confusion, Breeding Kink, Breeding Summary:

Ghosthamsters!

(Ghosthamsters!)

If there's something smol in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call? (Ghosthamsters!)

If there's something squeaky, and it don't look good

Who you gonna call? (Ghosthamsters!)

I ain't 'fraid of no ham

I ain't 'fraid of no ham

If you're seeing hams running through your head

Who can you call? (Ghosthamsters!)

A squeaky hamster sleepin' in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call? (Ghosthamsters!)

I ain't 'fraid of no ham

Uh, I ain't 'fraid of no ham

Who you gonna call? (Ghosthamsters!)

If you're all alone, hamster the phone

And call (Ghosthamsters!)

I ain't 'fraid of no ham

Ooh, I hear it likes lettuce

Hm, I ain't 'fraid of no ham

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call? (Ghosthamsters!)

Mm, if you've seen the toes of a hamster ghost, baby

You better call (Ghosthamsters!)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas Characters: Cronus Ampora, Kankri Vantas Additional Tags: Making Out, Outdoor Sex, Swimming Pools, Pool Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Trans Character, Trans Male Character, Trans Kankri Vantas, Bottom Kankri Vantas, Multiple Orgasms, Multiple Sex Positions, Cronus Ampora Not Being an Asshole, Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck), Bulge Sucking (Homestuck), Bulges (Homestuck), Belly Bulge Summary:

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas Characters: Cronus Ampora, Kankri Vantas Additional Tags: Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck), Bulge Sucking (Homestuck), Bulges (Homestuck), Oral Sex, Watersports, Making Out, Outdoor Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Praise Kink, Trolls (Homestuck), Tentabulges (Homestuck), Cronus Ampora Not Being an Asshole Summary:

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas Characters: Cronus Ampora, Kankri Vantas Additional Tags: Outdoor Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Self-Pailing, Sex Toys, Pailing (Homestuck), Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck), Bulge Sucking (Homestuck), Anal Play, Semi-Public Sex, Trans Male Character, Trans Kankri Vantas, Trans Cronus Ampora Summary:

Kankri goes for a little walk in the woods (location unknown - it doesn't really matter) and encounters Cronus having some solo fun. Kankri gets a bad case of curiosity and learns that messing around can be quite enjoyable.