Be Kind

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

i support women's wrongs

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

On the midnight train

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

this is so sexy

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)

it’s what he would have wanted

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

i know when i'm outmatched