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Petition to rename Tumblrās search bar as Boogle.
Iām rlly frustrated bc Iām watching return of the Jedi and I just saw the scene where theyāre talking about the sarlacc and I canāt stop thinking abt this one Tumblr post thatās something about how it wouldnāt be for that long bc heād starve to death and Luke is like ātell him that r2. Tell him that heās a dumbass r2. Tell himā and Iāve been googling for a billion years but I canāt find it and I rlly wanna find this post so if any of u have it plsssssss add the link and Iād die for u
GUYS THEY FIGURED OUT THE ROMAN CONCRETE RECIPE THAT MAKES IT IMMUNE TO SEAWATER
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/mystery-of-2000-year-old-roman-concrete-solved-by-scientists/ar-BBDO5VC
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I KNOW RIGHT?!???
I canāt help but feel this is one of those things where we had actual documents saying āit was done with this and thisā, and some old rich white guys looked at it and went āoh mirth, the ancients were so silly. They probably wrote this basic stuff down and the actual builders had Secret Techniques we need to Discoverā
For a long time, archeologists didnāt know how greek women did their high-piled braids and hair. There was a word that translated to āneedleā in the descriptions. They went, āseems like weāll never know.ā Then a hairdresser took a fucking needle (big needle) and did the fucking thing you do with needles, which is sew - and by sewing the braids into place, she replicated ancient styles.
The Egyptians had diagrams of construction steps for their pyramids. Archeologists went āoooh, ancient primitive people, how they do this?ā LITERALLY MYTHBUSTERS OR THE OLD DISCOVERY CHANNEL or someone went āwhat if we did the thing the pictures said they didā AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT. GUESS FUCKING WHAT.
Also that thing with native Americans saying squirrels taught them how to get sap for maple syrup, and colonizers going āthatās a myth sweatyā
Sincerely, if the scientists had to do actual analysis like spectroscopy or whatever, kudos, and no flame. But swear to god, if all these years, weāve had the recipes and there was just this fuckin institutional bias against just TRYING THE THING THEY SAID WOULD WORK, HELLFIRE AND DEMENTIA.
In this case, it was more they had roman writings saying what went into it but figured there was some secret because when they followed roman recipes it never turned out quite right.Ā
Because the sources left by Romans always just said to mix with water. Because, if you were a Roman??? Obviously you knew that you used seawater for cement. Duh. Thatās so obvious that they never really bothered specifying that you use seawater to mix it, because it wasnāt necessary, everyone knew that.Ā
But then the empire fell, other empires rose and fell, time passed, and by the time we were trying to reconstruct the formula theĀ āmix the dry ingredients with seawaterā trick had been forgotten, until chemical analysis finally figured it out again.Ā
Itās sort of like the land of Punt, a ally of Egypt thatās mentioned all the time, but we donāt actually know where it was located. Because it isnāt written down anywhere. Why would they write it down? Itās Punt. Everyone knew where Punt was back then. Itād be ridiculous to waste the ink and space to specify where it was, every child knows about Punt.Ā
3000 years later and we have no damned clue where it was, simply because at the time it was so blindingly obvious that it was never written down.Ā
So moral of story is be specific
I was thinking it was stupid that they didnāt specify seawater but then I had the thought that we donāt specify to use chicken eggs in baking because DUH so we just write eggs
2000 years in the future people are going to be making scrambled fish eggs and crying bc the ancient recipes make no sense
Forget eggs what about milk? Theyāll look back in the ancients and think we drank human breast milk by the gallon. When asked for evidence theyāll pull out from the deep archives the historical records of anime tiddies proving ancient humans had huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big olā tonhongerekooā
remember when you were 12 and the internet seemed like an endless source of fun and now you just scroll through tumblr and check instagram?
or is that just me
thought i was the only that felt this way lol
The internet when you were 12 in 2007: Most of your friends didn't use it and neither did your parents. Corporations didn't fully understand it yet, commercialization consisted almost exclusively of banner ads. The most popular social media was MySpace, of which you could personalize almost every aspect and nobody's parents used. Instead of having one Nerd Website that everyone uses, you had accounts on a bunch of different forums related to your interests and each had its own unique environment. YouTube was an uncharted terrain of kids just like you uploading whatever they wanted, unpolished and unedited with no ad partnerships.
The internet in 2020: Literally everyone is online, every member of your family has an account on each of the most popular websites. Instead of being a place you can enter on your own terms when you're ready, the internet now comes to you, giving you a little spike of anxiety with every new notification. Ad spam is everywhere and it's becoming increasingly harder to differentiate between real people and marketing schemes. The most popular social media websites have streamlined, neutral colored UIs that cannot be personalized at all beyond a singular photo and username. Instead of being a haven for fellow weirdos, everyone is a denizen of the internet now. 90% of online activity for your interests takes place on a single website, the community is going to be devastated if it ever goes down but what can be done? YouTube is just mainstream television but on the internet now, YouTubers are rich celebrities who live in Hollywood mansions.
Im so glad people are talking about this cuz Ive been scared it was mainly my depression sapping the joy out of everything again

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using microsoft word
*moves an image a mm to the left*
all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.
When you finish your work.
Womp womp.
I collected a bunch of "haha I don't have 2020 vision" "oh God not like that" posts

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being born in the late 90ā²s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to smartphones wasnāt just a technology shift, it was part of growing up. and it created this really weird timeline where new technologies were being created right as we entered the right age market to use them, so now we all know intuitively how to use snapchat or the social context of emoji use or whatever but we can also remember childhoods spent (almost) entirely outside and offline. like you get all the disillusionment of the older millennial generation except now with the stress of spending your adolescence measuring yourself against others on social media and itās really fucking confusing
Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why canāt an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?
Reblog is you're uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.
Numerous Egyptian murals: literally explain that stone blocks and large sculptures were transported using water
āAncient Aliensā fuckos:
The National Academy of Sciences provides a free āscience hotlineā for filmmakers in order to encourage more scientifically accurate movies. The service is free to both professional and amateur films, as well as TV and video game projects.
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normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place
the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death
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Normal ocean creatures:
Deep Ocean Weirdos:
AOC said on Instagram she is getting about 5 hours of sleep and working until 9-10pm at night during this crisis. To help her decompress she used her government salary to purchase a video game which she then played for a few hours after work.Ā
Robert is upset his tax dollars were used by a government official to play a game.Ā
Wait till he hears about thisā¦

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Boomer: Classicalism (man vs man)
Millennials: Modernism (man vs self)
Gen Z: Postmodernism (man vs reality)
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i lost it at jondor