𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚑

JO: abbott and costello???

JO: are those names that should be familiar to me?

CABOT: they're a famous comedy duo from a while ago!!!!! they're liek!!!!!!! so famous!

CABOT: THEY ARE A VERY FAMOUS COMEDY DUO

CABOT: THEY DID SEVERAL VERY FAMOUS BITS

CABOT: yes please beat them up :((

EMERSON: apparently not famous ENOUGH!!!

EMERSON: maybe u should embrace it. start telling ppl they're ur dads... or grandpas? ur name is 2 honor them.

EMERSON: send me a name babe i got u

CABOT: very famous. so famous like seriously so famous

CABOT: ur just uncultured

CABOT: i'm not telling anyone they're my grandpas

CABOT: its a girl named courtney that works at target

EMERSON: wtf ... is an abbott and costello...

EMERSON: update - googled it. are u hanging out w eighty year olds or smth

EMERSON: want me 2 beat them up.

CABOT: THEY ARE A VERY FAMOUS COMEDY DUO

CABOT: THEY DID SEVERAL VERY FAMOUS BITS

ZEN: tbh... had to google who that was.

ZEN: what's wrong with that?

ZEN: cabot is a cute name, anyway. it reminds me more of... like.. carrot. cabot the carrot! idk why it feels like it works in my head but it does. can i call u that now?

CABOT: ...

CABOT: this helped nothing

CABOT: i'm not a carrot :(

CABOT: and my name isn't a ship name for two old men :(

CABOT: someone told me my name sounds like the ship name for abbott and costello

𝙎𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙉𝘼:  not the answer i was expecting but i’m not a bitch so ….

NIKO: congratulations, you’re twenty times better at being an adult than me NIKO: i have half a pack of gum and my company to offer

sol : consider this ……………. sol : stay IN bed … take some medicine … sol : and don’t spread ur germs u nasty !! sol : ur reward is me sending u some chicken soup thru postmates congrats #notallheroes

MOONIE: idk why a future nurse being sick is so fuckin funny to me MOONIE: not that i think it’s funny ur sick. ofc not. u poor thing :( MOONIE: guess i could reward u by showering u with praise for not just crying in bed and dramatically writing ur will out all day. which is what i would def be doing. MOONIE: very good boy, so proud of u.  MOONIE: unless u want something more… physical? MOONIE: i just might be ok with getting sick if it’s bc i was around someone as cute as u.

𝙎𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙉𝘼:  name  what  you  want  and  it’s  yours

[ JO ]  :  like what kind of sick?? cold sick or flu sick 🥺 [ JO ]  :  why would you do errands when you’re sick … you’ll only get sicker !! [ JO ]  :  what kind of reward are you looking for ? i can give you a thumbs up 

* ↪ park jimin. he/him. cis male. ╱ i thought i saw cabot lim getting questioned by the police. the twenty-two year old is in their fourth year at west bridge studying nursing. they were at manon’s party because he was trying to unwind after a hard semester. do you think they had something to do with her death? + ferris wheels, the color of the sky at dusk, a heart three sizes too big.

♡ if you want to plot; more about the mun and cabot under the cut!