CA Bombshell Blondie

I’m fairly certain the person who made the tweet was joking and this is actually spiegeleierkuchen (fried egg cake)! The “egg white” is a thick frosting made from yogurt/milk and cornstarch, while the “yolks” are tangerine halves. Here’s a recipe: https://www.sprinklebakes.com/2015/04/german-fried-egg-cake-spiegeleierkuchen.html?m=1

Fun to look at the notes and figure who has and who has not seen the explanation

I was still worried because those are definitely not tangerines, but then I looked at the recipe in the link and it turns out they are actually apricot halves.  I feel much better now.

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

My sister lives in texas and she has confirmed this happens

Reblogging to pay respects to paint

@sinnerswithbrokenhearts THANK YOU. Finally someone appreciated my masterpiece

The tea is strong today

We’re really at this point of the dystopia, huh

I thought this was a joke but wow no Trump really actually did threaten to shut down Twitter because it “silences conservative voices,” a claim inspired by the fact that Twitter attached a fact-check to a couple of his tweets.