Cable Knit Hunks

Look at Rami, hacking into my heart with that heavily textured ombre pullover. Coincidentally, Mr. Robot is also my vibrator’s name. 

Justin got me like “Oh Canada! Oh Canada!”

Okay, so I know he’s not *actually* Hannibal, but Mads can eat me any time he wants, if you catch my drift. 

Captain Cold looks anything but in that thick, luxurious pullover. I wonder if he knit it himself?

Jamie Foxx may have played Django, but he got me like, “Daaaang! Oh!” in that cardigan/tie combo. Unchain my heart!

Zayn, well at least now it can just be You & I and that sexy purple sweater.

Adam Rodríguez, you might be able to do bad all by yourself, but wouldn’t it be more fun to do it with me? 

If the Gos is this into comfort, we're guessing he's pretty into sweatpants. Sorry Eva.

Jason Statham's love of cardigans make us think he's got a secret softer side...

James Bond gets it.

John Leguizamo looks so damn dreamy in this turtleneck, I might even forgive him for killing Tybalt. 

This DILF can play doctor with me whenever he wants. I’ll even help him work on his bedside manner.

This Titan-hunk can ram his boat into my iceberg ANY TIME. And if he does it while wearing that sexy pullover, he’ll be the king of my world, and I’ll never let go!

Godfrey Gao? More like Godfrey Me-yow! He seems like the kind of guy who knows how to work his “Mortal Instrument” if you know what I mean.

He may be more brains than brawn, but with a cardigan like that, just looking at Q gives me an O.

Can't you just picture yourself arm in arm with Armie mid-fall, at your Connecticut estate, walking through the changing leaves. You're wearing, well it doesn't matter what you're wearing because he's defintely wearing this sweater.

There's not really any other way to caption this, other than imagining you were the one to rip Idris's very lovely sweater off his taut body.