HOT, HOT, HOT!!! ⚠️

"I can't begin to stress how horrid the conditions are in the Sellbot Factory! I mean-- a conveyor belt walkway over a lava pit... without any safety rails? How do these Suits just work around something this blatantly hazardous?? This violation spanned multiple forms. Just remembering it again... I am going to BLOW ANOTHER FUSE!!"

"What do you need? Are you here to make a report? Or are you here to bother me? I know, I know, everyone hates the health inspector."

"For the record, I don't like this company either. I'm Osha, and I'm with Suitopia's Health and Safety Board. They've sent me to investigate C.O.G.S., Inc.'s dubious health and safety protocols, and I have to say, I'm not impressed with what I've seen so far."

"Anyway... I've been informed that for whatever reason, this is one of the best places to receive anonymous tips, so... here we are."

CAN A SILLY LITTLE GUY AND A BUSINESS MAN REALLY FALL IN LOVE ?!!!???

Ms. Monsoon sits all day on that pier of theirs skimping out on the work they should be doing. Were it up to me, they would be replaced with someone useful sooner rather than later. But yet again, this company refuses to cut the slack where it matters most, instead leaving the rest of us to work over-over-overtime to clean up after them.

As for Mr. Payser, he is a hard-working individual. He always stays on top of whatever is assigned to him and does it well. He is not one of the company's most prestigious managers for no reason. However... he is grating. Far too grating. He is loud, has no concept of respect, demands the whole world revolves around him and always knows better than you.