This place is a death trap.

"What do you need? Are you here to make a report? Or are you here to bother me? I know, I know, everyone hates the health inspector."

"For the record, I don't like this company either. I'm Osha, and I'm with Suitopia's Health and Safety Board. They've sent me to investigate C.O.G.S., Inc.'s dubious health and safety protocols, and I have to say, I'm not impressed with what I've seen so far."

"Anyway... I've been informed that for whatever reason, this is one of the best places to receive anonymous tips, so... here we are."

"Stompers do have their place in the workplace, GRANTED that they are being operated by a stomper-certified Cog in designated areas AWAY from walkways, and ONLY for their intended purpose of flattening solid waste and scrap metal. Similar regulations apply to other machinery."

"With that being said, C.O.G.S. fails these requirements on all fronts. I have seen stompers left running completely unattended in very dangerous locations at the Sellbot Factory. I understand that this company is currently dealing with somewhat of a Toon infestation (deducting points for that as well, rest assured), but surely there are better ways to deal with that. At the very least, DO IT IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T MAKE MY OIL PRESSURE RISE INSTANTLY WHEN I LOOK AT IT!!!"

"I can't begin to stress how horrid the conditions are in the Sellbot Factory! I mean-- a conveyor belt walkway over a lava pit... without any safety rails? How do these Suits just work around something this blatantly hazardous?? This violation spanned multiple forms. Just remembering it again... I am going to BLOW ANOTHER FUSE!!"