what the fuck

i….don’t know anyone named todd in real life. like ive never actually met a todd. where are they

new cryptid of 2016: todd

flight attendants were right all along….

if u wanna help someone……….ya gotta make sure you put on your own oxygen mask first

Okay this is funny but the OP of this like, ships Macron and Trudeau. Like the neoliberal hell nightmare boys.

Trudeau’s doubletake though 😂😂 god I love that man

I DONT HAVE WORDS OH MY GOD!!!

one time a stranger on neopets years ago told me “school makes you think you have to be good at everything but sometimes it’s ok to just be good at one thing. even if it’s not something you get a grade for. they don’t grade you for being a good person” and tbh i still think about it little did i know all i needed this whole time was in glowing purple text and that icon of the goth fairy

This spoke to me spiritually

i act up on tumblr because my mama can’t whoop my ass here