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Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

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also important fucking reminder for everyone to be nice and respectful to retail and distribution workers on black Friday bc they’re just doing their best

“you will never be too much for someone who can’t get enough of you.”

i just wanna make u so happy it outweighs all the sadness you’ve ever felt

rather just be in bed with you all day

i promise to love you, even on your bad days. when you’re crying so hard no noise comes out and you cant seem think straight, ill talk you through everything till you fall asleep. you’re safe with me. im not gonna leave.