By the Divines, Skyrim!

*20,000,000 pictures of orcs fall out*

Malacath: One of his many names is “Mauloch” - literally, “Mountain Fart”. He’ll bludgeon you with a giant hammer while yelling “get out of my swamp” in a perfect Shrek impression. I do not recommend fighting Malacath.

Nocturnal:  She’s basically the daedric prince of cosmic contract law and petty revenge. She’s patient. More patient than you. You can fight her if you want, but you’ll probably end up having your identity erased from history to the point where even your closest friends and family no longer recognize your face, or just literally turning invisible or something, and you may or may not get your eyes pecked out by ravens. Also, she’s a master of the “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” tone of voice, so. That by itself might be enough to dissuade you.  

Hircine: Daedric prince of ironic twists of fate and also werewolves. Don’t steal from him, because he’s right up there with Nocturnal in terms of petty revenge stunts. But you can probably fight him, as long as you can catch him first. You probably won’t win and you might break your hand on his jaw, but he loves a good hunt, so he’ll probably pat you on the head for trying. 

Sanguine: Daedric prince of frat parties and questionable life choices. Why would you even want to fight Sanguine? You’ll just wake up in Cidhna Mine with a hangover, a black eye, a tattoo of a rose on your ass, six (6) live bees in your pocket, and marriage date with a goat. 

Jyggalag: I’d fight Jyggalag. I’d lose, but I would absolutely fight Jyggalag and I’d appreciate some assistance. 

Sheogorath:  I shouldn’t have to explain why you shouldn’t fight Sheogorath, but in case you need convincing, just remember that his idea of a prank is a rainstorm of dead animals. On fire. 

Clavicus Vile: You didn’t even seek him out, did you? He probably kicked Barbas out again because they had an argument over who gets the remote or who ate the last Totino’s pizza roll or something, and now you have to play mediator. Don’t make any deals with him - you’ll probably end up having a play on words weaponized against you - but you can totally fight him. In fact, please fight him. He’s kind of a joke and also he’s mean to his dog.

Meridia:  I mean, you can fight Meridia - she’s pretty pretentious, so I can see why you’d want to - but she’ll spend the entire time monologuing at you at earsplitting decibels, so maybe you shouldn’t. 

Namira:  You should probably just avoid Namira entirely tbh. Definitely don’t put your hands anywhere near her mouth. 

Peryite: Do you want the plague? Because fighting Peryite is how you get the plague. But he is considered the weakest of the daedric princes, so if you’re gonna fight a daedra, he’s probably your best bet. 

Vaermina:  Do you want night terrors for the rest of your natural life? Because fighting Vaermina is how you get night terrors for the rest of your natural life. And unlike Peryite, she is not considered weak. Avoid. 

Azura:  Why would you fight Azura? She didn’t do anything to you. 

Molag Bal:  He’s the daedric prince of domination. His artifact is just a rusty mace that is really good at bludgeoning. Everything associated with him looks like a heavy metal album cover, and he plays it straight. Even if all you know about him is the origin story of vampires, you know that you should not fight Molag Bal. 

Boethiah: Same as above. In fact, avoid both of them, because they’ll try to make you their pawn in their eternal bitter rivalry against one another and you’re probably going to regret it. 

Mephala:  You might get some good punches in, but Mephala will discover every one of your most embarrassing and darkest secrets, post them on every single social media site with the hashtag #BurnBook, and turn all your friends against you. Not even for revenge, either. Just for fun. Maybe don’t fight Mephala. 

Mehrunes Dagon:  Dude, he almost caused the end of the world once just because that’s his definition of ambition. You probably don’t stand a chance unless you’re able to literally transform into an avatar of Akatosh. If you decide to fight Mehrunes Dagon, leave me out of it. 

Hermaeus Mora:  If there is one daedra you should not fight under any circumstances, it’s Hermaeus Mora. First of all, he’s the daedric prince of knowledge and fate. He knows everything about you. He’ll anticipate your every move. He probably eats books for breakfast. Secondly, look how it turned out for Miraak. Thirdly, just look at his aesthetic. He’s an eldritch tangle of tentacles and eyeballs. He has approximately 107 more appendages than you do. His realm in Oblivion is basically just stacks and stacks of moldy books, dirty acid water of indeterminate depth, more tentacles and eyes, like, everywhere, fun-sized Cthulhu librarians, and giant fish-head monsters. Just… don’t. 

and sometimes after you spend hours trying to troubleshoot a bug with no success, you get desperate and start trying anything

“i have no clue why wearing dragonscale armor during this particular quest would cause the game to crash to the desktop, that sounds too obscure to be the problem, random internet stranger. but at this point i’ll try anything, so sure let me stick my dragonscale boots in a nearby chest before walking through this door just to rule it out and–”

However, it’s apparently a well known bug that he tends to not stay dead after the quest is over. I ran into him again when exploring Helgen and found him attempting to scrap with some bandits. (I say attempting because they were having serious trouble pathing to each other, so the end result was they were both yelling at each other from opposite sides of a wall).

I tried to speak to him and he just softly made white noise/static at me until I left.

the only difference between ‘m’ and ‘n’ is that the latter is formed with the tongue, while the former is produced with the lips 

Console owners are out of luck in this one, but for PC owners, it’s a damn good deal.