/deadpan/Yass queen.

Because:

I am a serial lurker. Seriously, I may be around, even if it seems like I’m not on

Even if I am not on, I will get to your asks asap, AND getting your asks always makes me happy

Seriously, coming back to tumblr with a little number next to my inbox is a great feeling

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

“You can stay, but your clothes must go.”

“Please, use the ball gag.”

“Spread your cheeks.”

“Take your clothes off.”

“I wouldn’t misbehave half as much if I didn’t like the punishment.”

“Let me blindfold you.”

“Is that all your mouth is good for?”

“Do you like when I touch you there?”

“Quiet down or they’ll hear us.”

“I liked that sound you made.  I’ll have to make you make that sound again.”

“That’s sexy.”

“How do you feel about hot wax?”

“It’s just an ice cube.”

“Which dildo would you prefer?”

“Want to try a new position?”

“I want you to lick the cum off the floor.”

“Call me mommy/daddy.”

“I’m going to spank you.”

“You are so cute all tied up like that.”

“Beg me to let you cum.”

“I’m your master/mistress and will be addressed as such.”

“Dominate me.”

“I’d rather dom.”

“I like your ass.”

“Pull my hair.”

“Please, have me.”

“Is that a challenge?”

“Harder!”

“I hope your nipples aren’t too sore.”

“We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.”

“I want you to count as I spank you.”

“I want you to cum in my face.”

“How about I give you a massage?”

“Oh fuck yes!”

“I want you to bend over the bed.”

“Please, not the nipple clamps!”

“You’ve been good, so I’m going to let you cum.”

“Bend over”

“Which vibrator would you prefer?”

“Use your mouth.”

“Get on your knees.”

“How about some whipped cream?”

“I love it when you moan like that.”

“Rougher!”

“Public sex turns me on.”

“Fuck me.”

“Play with my pussy.”

“I want you to ride me.”

“I’ve been naughty.”

“You’ve been naughty.”

“Spank me.”

“I love it when you play with my nipples.”

“Please, tie me up and have your way with me.”

“I’d rather sub”

“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”

“I know how to make you relax.”

“I want you to tie me up and blindfold me so I don’t know what’s coming while you use me.”

“We are going to watch a porn together for ideas.”

“I’m gonna tie you up and have my way with you.”

“I want you to beg.”

“It’s really not that kinky.”

“That’s kind of kinky.”

“Put your ass in the air.”

“I’ve been waiting here on the bed naked for a while now.”

“Just sit back and let me give you a show.”

“Why don’t we count the hickeys?”

“Submit to me.”

“I don’t care if people are around or not, take off your clothes.”

“I’m going to record this so we can watch it together later.”

“I’m going to go get the nipple clamps.”

“Yes Mistress.”

“If you wouldn’t make so many noises when I pull your hair, I wouldn’t have to do this”

I want you to go down on me

Fuck me harder!

I’m gonna cum!

“Bite me!”

“Do you like when I play with your nipples like this?”

“Spread your legs.”

“I’m gonna ride you.”

“I love this collar.”

“Play with my cock/pussy.”

“I’m going to sit on your lap and play with your cock/pussy.”

“Don’t cum until I say it’s okay.”

“You are all mine pet.”

“They’ll never notice.”

“I love looking at your ass after I’ve spanked it so much.”

“Let me put this ball gag on you.”

“I’ve got your collar ready for you.”

“Keep it down or I’ll have to use a gag.”

“What would you think about adding a third party?”

“I like it when you bite me.”

“Open up your ass for me.”

“Yes Master.”

Lick it all up.“

“You are my little bitch.”

“Fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“Touch yourself for me.”

If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be and why?

How do you take your anger out?

Have you ever been severely depressed? If so, why, and how did you handle it?

Who is someone you’ve cut out of your life, or wanted too, and why?

What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever worked for?

Have you ever faced discrimination? If so, what was it?

Has someone close to you ever said something that hurt your feelings? If so, what was it, and did they ever make up for it?

Have you ever been hit by someone close to you? If so, who hit you, and did they ever make up for it?

What’s some trauma you have, and how did you get it?

What was the scariest moment you’ve had in public?

What’s the relationship like between you and your parents?

Where do you go to be alone?

Have you ever put your hands on someone? If so, who, and did you ever make up for it?

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done with another person?

Who’s the first person you contact on a lonely night and why?

What’s your biggest regret and why?

If you could pick only one person in your life, who would it be and why?

What gives you nostalgia?

What’s something embarrassing that you enjoy doing, and why is it embarrassing?