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I hate not having irl Game Grumps friends. My irl friends think I’m insane whenever I randomly quote the 10MPH (of which I have multiple episodes memorized) or when I say shit like “Consume Prilosec” and “ANNYUNG CODEX, ANNYUNG”.

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

Monday humiliation. Tuesday suffocation. Wednesday condescension. Thursday is pathetic. It’s Friday i’m in love

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

wait hold on. does it just say kukle.

CREATE BAD ART

WRITE SHIT

DRAW CRAP

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about