Boom

❝ Just worry about not driving us into a tree- ❞ Sticking her head out once she had rolled down the window. One of the snallygasters was still within her sight - she couldn't say the same for the other. It had disappeared back into the darkness just beyond the dirt road. ❝ Fuck. ❞ Eyes darting, looking for the lost one while also keeping tabs on the one that continued to trail them.

"Maybe if we are lucky, thing 1 and thing 2 are tearing it apart, and we no longer owe them breakfast." It was a joke, and Hector knew they weren't that lucky. Seb had been thrown into a nearby lake, which held a plesiosaur that Shiloh swore up and down was Nessie, who used Pinesburg as her summer home. Which, in itself, was a joke; it never got warm here. Last time Hector saw the sun, he didn't have grey in his beard. Which was before he got sucked into all this daily mayhem.

LIGHTS OUT a roleplay sentence meme with various mature quotes and sentences taken from navessa allen's lights out. feel free to tweak as needed. content warning: foul language, dark themes (stalking, murder)

how can i trust that you wouldn’t hurt me?

this might sound completely insane, but did you break into my bedroom tonight?

did you break into my house tonight, film a video in my bedroom, and then leave a mask?

i am going to find you, and then we’ll see how much you like it when you come home to discover someone waiting for you in the dark.

you bought me fucking flowers after breaking into my house?

if you meant this as an apology, you failed. i’m madder at you know than i was last night.

why did you get me these things? to make it harder for yourself the next time you try to break in?

are you some sort of sick fuck who likes the challenge?

if i’m the cat, what does that make you? the mouse?

my moral compass might not point north, but it’s not that fucked up.

you are breaking so many laws.

can someone watch me through my laptop camera?

how the hell do i disable the microphone on a laptop?

i am going to find you, and i am going to make you regret this.

don’t mace me.

you’re deranged, you know that?

you’re breathing hard. are you scared?

all this time, you’ve been trying to reassure me that i’m safe with you, but did you ever stop to consider whether or not you were safe with me?

thanks for stitching me up. it was the least you could do after brutally mutilating me, but i appreciate it anyway.

that was so good that i will happily let you maim me whenever you’re feeling frisky.

have you ever heard of the word ‘boundaries’?

doesn’t sound familiar, can you use it in a sentence?

you still there or are you off somewhere plotting my demise?

you’re not some rabid fangirl trying to find out where he lives, right? because stalking is a crime.

you think i don’t know who you are, but i do.

on a scale of 1-10, how mad are you about the tracker?

i’m only willing to allow you a few days. after that, i’m coming for you, whether you’re ready or not. until then, i’ll be watching.

sure, take your time, but i’m going to torture you with my absence until you come to your senses.

you’re so nice that sometimes i forget what a creep you are.

the look on his face was enough to push me to the brink.

it took all my willpower to keep from barging in there.

watching you beat the shit out of him would have been the hottest thing i’ve ever seen.

but just so we’re clear, i’m the only masked man you asked to break into your house, right?

i’ve broken countless laws, but the worst thing i’ve ever done was break into your house and stalk you.

i can’t believe i just murdered someone.

technically, i think what you did classifies as involuntary manslaughter. 

death, i’m okay with; dismemberment, I’m not so sure.

do you want to be my girlfriend? the position comes with snacks and orgasms and maybe a little light stalking.

i feel like disposing of a body is a boyfriend-girlfriend activity, and not something you do with a casual hookup.

are you saying that the couple who commits homicide together, stays together?

if you try to break up with me right now, you’re going to be the one with the stalker.

i just want to keep you safe, and i’m sorry if i’m overbearing about it, but i care about you.

fiber analysis is about as reliable as blood splatter.

i’m gonna be so pissed off if we die. 

that sounds like a bad idea, and i love it.

if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.

this is what happens when people don’t have hobbies.

did you just call the demon a motherfucker?

i got a life-changing thing to tell you here.

we’re friends. it’s a friendship.

there’s something weird going on in this little town.

i’m about to die for the internet.

enough of you being a phony and a liar.

keep in mind we have to spend the night here.

this place is a living nightmare.

i was doing some heteronormative bullshit!

well, i think we can never show our faces here ever again.

doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t’ you like to be haunted by me?

i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake.

maybe it’s about to get a whole lot weirder.

you’re my friend! i would be concerned if you disappeared!

i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.

give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.

can you just look a little bit worried?

i’m starting to think you want to die.

any extra time with you is a punishment.

you seem to be well-versed in the arts of sexual deviance.

sexiness is relative, motherfucker! 

i’d say about half of it i don’t remember doing.

did you just wink at me?

we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. 

i got so distracted by the tongue thing.

my fucking heart almost exploded, dude.

don’t just claim i killed jfk.

you know how much of a pyschopath you have to be to enjoy that?

your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting. 

i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but i’m dismissing it.

Sentence starters themed around the concept of CANNIBALISM, ANTHROPOPHAGY, AND MAN-EATING from a mix of sources. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit, but please do not add to this list !

❝ A kiss is but a modified bite. ❞

❝ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. ❞

❝ After all, since the world began, we’ve been eating each other. ❞

❝ All love leads to cannibalism. I know that now. ❞

❝ As I eat what I fuck, that spares me the wages of a butcher. ❞

❝ Be careful. You might find more than you bargained for in my fridge. ❞

❝ Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. ❞

❝ Catholics, you eat Christ's flesh and drink his blood every Sunday. That's cannibalism. ❞

❝ Do you think it's easy, not biting the one you love? ❞

❝ Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal. ❞

❝ For us, eating and being eaten belong to the terrible secret of love. ❞

❝ I beg you, eat me up. Want me down to the marrow. ❞

❝ I believe beauty can only truly be appreciated through taste. ❞

❝ I confuse instinct for desire — isn't bite also touch? ❞

❝ I dreamt last night of your teeth on my skin. ❞

❝ I shall eat your heart. ❞

❝ I urge you: bite me. Sign my death with your teeth. ❞

❝ I want to fill my mouth with your name. I want to eat you whole. ❞

❝ I would eat my way into perdition to taste you. ❞

❝ It is not uncommon for us to want to eat what we love. ❞

❝ Let them eat me. I'll give them horrible indigestion. ❞

❝ Man came into being through cannibalism — intelligence can be eaten. ❞

❝ My tenderness has teeth now. ❞

❝ Sometimes a fella's got to eat a fella. ❞

❝ Sometimes I wish I were a cannibal — less for the pleasure of eating someone than for the pleasure of vomiting him. ❞

❝ Sooner or later, darling, you're going to be eaten. ❞

❝ The first poem in the world is I want to eat. ❞

❝ The moral of the story is, I will gut you if I need to. I will carve my way out with only my teeth. ❞

❝ The word for 'love' in one language is the word for 'dinner' in others. ❞

❝ There are teeth marks on everything I love. ❞

❝ There is no sin. There is only hunger and what we do with it. ❞

❝ This isn't cannibalism. It's only cannibalism if we're equals. ❞

❝ To be loved is to be consumed. ❞