Let's make a deal.

IT REALLY STRESSES ME OUT WHEN PEOPLE ACT NICE TO ME. WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS? YOU REALIZE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND WILL KEEP BRUSHING YOU OFF LIKE YOU’RE A SPECK OF DIRT, RIGHT? I LITERALLY DESERVE NO KINDNESS. I’M A DICK. KBYE.

ALSO LIKE I HAVE A PROBLEM BUT WHATEVER. ADMITTING TO THAT MEANS I’M A QUITTER AND BILL CIPHER IS NO QUITTER.

“SURE THING, KIDDO. THE LAST HOWEVER LONG HAS BEEN A BLUR FOR ME THOUGH. HAHAHA.”

PRETTY OKAY. 

I DON’T JUST MAKE PEOPLE GODS AND GODDESSES. I TRY AND RUN A STRICT, PROFESSIONAL OPERATION HERE. THIS GUY RULES ALONE. THE REST ARE EXPENDABLE PAWNS. DUNNO WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU.

III LIKE DRINKING AND PLAYING THE PIANO. 

HEY, KID. I LIKE GOLD AND SHINY.

“Hope all you like. It’s not going to change anything. Is it a crime to be back in one of my favorite places in the entire dimension? And to see what my f a v o r i t e twins are up to? Sheesh. I thought you had manners, Pinetree.”