ready to comply.

tchalla hacks buckys phone location so he knows where he is if and when he wants to beat his ass

he just gets bored and he’s like hmmmmmm bucky’s only two miles away frm me time for pain buck boi

forget the tony and steve man pain, i want to just see scenes of Bucky standing in the self checkout line with a loaf of bread and TP then suddenly tchalla is there throwing a shopping cart at his ass and they start fighting. bucky in the bathroom washing his hands calmly before tchalla kicks the door open and they start fighting. tchalla having a sandwich in the park until he sees bucky coming then he throws it at his face and then they start fighting.

Bucky’s about to dive in the pool, T'Challa runs up, drop kicks his ass and flips out of the splash zone.

it’s very important to me that sometimes t’challa is in a high-level but very boring cabinet meeting about grain prices or smth and his secret Danger Phone goes off and he glances down at it and then grimly says, “i must go.” and everyone’s like, wow. our strong and brave prince. off to protect Wakanda in her hour of need again. meanwhile t’challa’s just hit bucky barnes with a SPECTACULAR flying clothesline outside a Home Depot in bed-stuy

#bucky knows every single time t'challa’s about to creep up and kick his ass #and t'challa knows he knows #it’s a consensual ass-kicking #they kick each other’s asses the way two friends sit down for a coffee date #‘HOW DID THE CABINET MEETING GO’ bucky yells as he kicks and nearly dislocates t'challa’s jaw #‘IT WAS PRETTY BORING. I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND UNDER THE TABLE THE WHOLE TIME’ t'challa shouts back as he throws bucky into a shopping cart #what’s the equivalent of a booty call but like. for fighting #t'challa texts bucky ‘can’t wait to see u tonite ;) – ur prince’ #steve peers over bucky’s shoulder like ‘who you texting’ #‘I HAVE TO LEAVE’ bucky says shoving the phone in his pocket and parkouring out the 93rd floor of avengers tower ( @saltdryad )

Bucky Barnes owns my heart, my mind, my body, my soul, my ass, forever.