uwu

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

q-tip in ear is like evil masturbation to me

#don’t even get me started on. pinky finger in ear POOR MAN’S VIBRATOR

ok!

Time to stab a tyrant for the ides of March (request all your privacy data and boil tumblr's brains)

I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

My fellow tumblerinas, at least those of you who are still with us. Since we are being sold out to AI we have a job to do that no one does better than us. Now more than ever we have to post bad. Make bad posts like you're killing a man with it. Post bad so ai dies faster. Make bad posts and post them bad

there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance