cool.

the robot cat in the opening of rugrats

I trust her

look at her. crop top, pussy out, a real icon

Can you people ever be normal

Friends*

you are a coward, a morally incorrect person, and now you are my enemy

cancers forcing you to witness their breakdown

i a m s c r e a m I n g

On the other side of the dressy scale there was a 7 months pregnant lawyer sitting on the floor at IAD

At O’Hare there was a lawyer who was about five minutes away from giving birth sitting there in her sweatpants with a sign that said “I’m a lawyer and I speak Hindi/Urdu”. Just her and her sign and supersized tea from McDonalds. 

Me at any social gathering

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob