Because TDK and Beoulve are already taken.

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

This is the type of brain explosion i come on tumblr in 2024 to see.

Someone on another social network posted a screenshot that stopped at the second picture of the spreader bar from back in 2018, so of course I had to find the full version and link it in replies. And as long as I had it up, might as well reblog it.