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reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

I got 15.0 out of 2.0 points a while ago (i think my teacher meant to give me 1.50 but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  )

this is, unequivocally, the worst post you have CURSED this site with

Top 5 curve of all time.

oooOOOOOoOOOHHHHhhH SSssHHhIIITTtT

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

……..what does this mean

It means you just have to deal with that

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

This is the best one yet

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

Taxi!!