Some Kinda Freaky Goblin

you have a fetish for being... tied up...? [winces] but how would you move?

"sex is real" is a very funny thing to say to a group of people who very famously change their sex on purpose

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

Staff wants to fuck large blocks of cheese

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

Allow me to put this in terms you’ll understand. Your “beta kid” Dave Strider has “prototyped himself” with oncoming traffic and is now “god tiering” in a “quest bed” at the hospital

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

Nuke canada now

Did y'all know that 70% of all mining operations in latin america and the caribbean involve a canadian transnational mining corporation?

The imperial core will see one of latin america's veins and go "is anyone gonna cut that open?" and not wait for an answer

Thank you so much to all the smart first-worlders who came here to helpfully inform me that literally nuking an entire country would be bad and have negative consequences for people and the environment. I am but a stupid little foreigner with no capacity for abstract thought or figurative language, I will now abandon my plans to literally nuke the entire country of canada, thank you so much smart first-worlders for educating the ignorant little foreigner about "nuking bad", I have so much to learn from you.

woman moment

if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

strongly believe i could make harry dubois worse by introducing him to steely dan