twist it mate

take my quiz and find out who you really were in a past life!

*has bisexual thoughts*

so tired of being human I want to be a flower

*me taking yet another buzzfeed quiz at 2am* please tell me who i am

5sos said if james corden won’t invite us to HIS carpool karaoke then we won’t invite him to OURS

we all really grew up with 5sos, didn’t we??

So, Old me, was a fuckin punch in the face but in the best way possible. Like it made me feel so many things and made me remember some shit I did to myself that I am not proud of but I am still here bitch, so yeah shout out to the old me.

there’s something very Hmm about how harry and lizzo can flirt publicly and he can go on vacation w/ adele and it’s just ~besties~ obviously while y’all draft rage posts toward anyone who considers it anything more but when he goes to the same after parties as kendall jenner or follows some thin blond woman on instagram, y’all start writing fics and theorizing about how they’re dating. it’s almost like y’all hate the idea of harry being involved w/ a nonwhite woman or a plus sized woman 😶

bus drivers who see you running and reopen the door are better public servants than any cop

thinking about her (michaels red hair)